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two franks in a bun

1. A sexual act in which two fully or partially nude men face each other with their penises lined up lengthwise, at which point one of the men puts his hand below or to the side of both penises and begins stroking. The name is derived from the resemblance of two penises in one hand to two hot dogs in one bun, although if you're doing it right it will look more like an open-faced sandwich.
2. Same as above, but the hand belongs to a woman.
"Why give each other consecutive handies, when we could save time by enjoying two franks in a bun?"
by hotdoglover December 31, 2007
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two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.
Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!
by RiMjOb February 9, 2014
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Call on line two

the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.
(sound of toilet flushing)
Bob: "What was that?"
John: "Sorry, I had to take a call on line two"
by PoorDavid January 16, 2012
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Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!
See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!
by samsonhussein October 29, 2006
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Twenty Two-Sticks

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.
Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.
by madba January 1, 2011
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two peas in a pod

literally 2 biffles who can live in a pod.

In other words, very similar people!
biffle boy: we're like those peas in those pods that come in two!
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "
by andyouandme January 15, 2010
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meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)
He got his meat and two veg out
by IanM September 14, 2003
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