two bells

When someone calls your mobile phone wanting you to call them back. Just let it ring twice so giving little oppotunity to answer it. This is useful if A. you're tight and do not want to use up your credit; and B. you have run out of credit.

hey honey, did you two bells me?
yeah, ta for calling back, i'm out of credit

by mcrbloke September 26, 2005

two-inch-punisher

used as an insult to someone who thinks they have a large penis.

Tyler: Dude, my dick is definitely twice as big as yours.

Jerome: What, your two-inch-punisher?

Tyler: Shut up dude, you no that's a sensitive subject!

by RiMjOb February 9, 2014

Call on line two

the excuse that is used during a conference call when the sound of a flushing toilet is heard in the background.

(sound of toilet flushing)
Bob: "What was that?"
John: "Sorry, I had to take a call on line two"

by PoorDavid January 16, 2012

Two Midget Booty

a ripper with a booty so thick it looks like she got two midgets in her back pockets. KABLOW! BADONKADONK!

thats some new Yay Area Slanguage. Yee Yee Yee! Yadida???

Co-founder and Co-written by Sexi Mami Maria. She got a Two Midget Booty herself!

See that breezy over there? Now that's a Two Midget Booty!

by samsonhussein October 29, 2006

Twenty Two-Sticks

A way in which to say "2011". This is effective because "11" resembles two sticks.

Man 1: Happy Twenty Two-Sticks, bro.

Man 2: Sounds like a plan.

by madba January 1, 2011

two peas in a pod

literally 2 biffles who can live in a pod.

In other words, very similar people!

biffle boy: we're like those peas in those pods that come in two!
biffle girl: you mean, " two peas in a pod! "

by andyouandme January 15, 2010

meat and two veg

The male gentials, so called because they resemble a sausage in between two vegetables (e.g. sprouts, potatoes)

He got his meat and two veg out

by IanM September 14, 2003