Turkey Shower Curtains 

When a girl gets several circular piercings on her labia, so that it stretches it and looks like a curtain with rings on it, like a shower curtain.

Barbara just got six piercings on her labia. That bitch has turkey shower curtains. Get out the Comet and let's clean it.

Turkey Shower Curtains by Saluki Sally September 20, 2008

turkey 

The country which is not willing to recognise Armenian genocide which happened between 1915-1917 and took lives of about 2 millions of inoccent armenian women, children and men. Though all facts make it obvious that genocide took place, turkey still denies it and doesn't want to pay and return the land which belongs to Armenia. After being warned by his comrades not to kill Jews, Adolf Hitler said: Who remembers the Armenian massacre now?

speaker 1: What can you say about Turkey?

speaker 2: I can say that it is the most shitty country which has no courage to pay for the mistakes it did.

speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with you... Turkey SUCKS all the way...

turkey by David June 19, 2006

turkey legs 

A group of Cognac swilling folk who come into a bar right before last call and of course dont tip.

Upon arrival you may hear a bartender say "Oh man, I didnt order any turkey legs!"

turkey legs by Oilclerk December 5, 2011

first turkey 

a place at a creek near frenchville state school in rockhampton, qld, australia. if you follow a path you will get to first turkey, there is a creek where you can swim if it has rained lately. there also is a hobo that made a hut there, he lives in his hut with his shopping trolley. first turkey. people have been known to try and grow drugs around there.

let's go burn down that hut that the hobo lives in at first turkey, it'll be grand

first turkey by matt March 7, 2005

Turkey Snatch

1.) A female that is so beastly and whorish (see Beast Whore) that she sucks down whole turkey dinners with her vagina.

1.) That beast whore has a real turkey snatch on her

Turkey Snatch by Jbook August 2, 2006

angry turkey 

when a guy sits on a girls face while she does her best turkey call.

that pirate hooker actaully let me give her an angry turkey

angry turkey by jason meat underpot February 10, 2006

Turkey Sandwich 

When a person leaves ventrilo to nerd rage or freak out.

Did you hear about the kid that turkey sandwiched yesterday?

Turkey Sandwich by Troxaska December 4, 2010