I just didn’t have the cameras on

A popular phrase used by YouTuber FlightReacts, where he says that he did something amazing without the cameras on. While he could have done it, it’s the fact that he’s a douchebag and overuses it makes it untrustable.

Amazing 360 spinning tomahawk dunk happens
FlightReacts: oH i DiD tHaT oNcE iN hIgH sChOoL i WaS a BeAsT aT eVeRy SpOrt i JuSt DiDn’T hAvE tHe CaMeRaS oN
Me: STOP THE CAP BAHAHAHAHA 😂😂🧢🧢🗑🗑

by DodgersFanGaming December 13, 2020

collar doesn't match the cuffs

An idication that someone dies there hair. If their pubic hair isn't the same colour as their hair you use this.

john: wow her hair can't really be that colour can it?
Tom: No way collar doesn't match the cuffs

by Lizzy13 May 29, 2008

you don't pour my cereal

You don't know me, you don't know what I do, you haven't lived my life, you don't know my struggles nor trials and tribulations

Random THOT: You got me fucked up, bitch you don't pour my cereal!
James: How'd you know I'd do that?
Erin: I know you, I pour yo cereal!!!

by J Smitty219 June 29, 2015

Don't turn a cough in to a coffin

To make a situation worse by moaning about it before it has reached its natural conclusion.

"This bonfire night is shit. It's 9.30 and we haven't seen any fireworks yet"
"Chill out, don't turn a cough in to a coffin"

by tytybo November 8, 2011

don't hurry be crappy

Similar to the saying don't worry be happy, but realizing the world is fucked & sometimes less is more.

When I started my new job, I was told by my co-workers, don't hurry be crappy.... so I set the bar low from day one. Best decision I ever made.

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Reading? I didn't know you could read.

The sentence Draco Malfoy says to one of his goons (that is actually Harry in disguise) when he see that he is wearing glasses

Person one: "Why are you wearing glasses?"

Person two: "Uh. Reading?"

Person one: "Reading? I didn't know you could read." *Looks kinda impressed*

by Clara Winters July 17, 2022

Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger

A special burger served with four kinds of cheddar

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Don't You Four Cheddar 'Bout Me Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018