Glasgow Smile

Two-razor blades taped at one end, with a matchstick stuck in the middle so the two blades seperate, to form a shape similar to this: <. The instrument is then used to slice the face of the victim, leaving thick, pasta-like strands of flesh, that will most definitly scar.

Dylan gave a Glasgow Smile to the stupid bitch.

by Dylan Lamb December 17, 2003

get your smile on

To break out into an uncontrolable smile after eating a bag of really food chips

Photograoher: Say Cheese Timmy!
Timmy: frowns
parents: open a bag of Lays Cheddar and sour cream potato chips
Timmy: CHEESE! *grins*

Lays, git your smile Oooon!

by rggagag May 13, 2005

Smiling shooter

Something you don't see often, like a smiling runner or a crying baseball player.

The smiling shooter had a big smile on her face when she unloaded both the guns she was holding.

by The Original Agahnim August 11, 2021

coke and a smile

naked woman and a coca cola

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.

by John John October 17, 2003

smiley pants

what happens to troolin when he see/hears/things about Avril Lavinge

Avril Lavinge causes smiley pants

by Large Penis March 31, 2003

Guy Smiley

(noun): a jerk, an asshole, a real douchebag--an especially handy term to use when you cannot use the epithet you really wish to use (i.e. a jerk, an asshole, a real douchebag) because you are in the presence of children, grandparents, authority figures, what-have-you. Origin: Guy Smiley from Sesame Street, who was NOT an asshole.

Okay, who's the GUY SMILEY who ate the last Ho-Ho?" or "I'm going to be really late because some GUY SMILEY cut me off in traffic so close that my car flipped over and I'm sitting with my 3 year old niece in the car waiting for the cops.

by silverblade August 4, 2011

philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.

The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".

by CS Buchanan July 15, 2006