14 definitions by John John

Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.
by John John October 18, 2003
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Man, I been flippin coins longer than you been walkin, cuz.
by John John October 18, 2003
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HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.

"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".
Guy 1- Who is that?
Guy 2- I dono for sure, but my sister calls him King Adam
Guy 1- Yea same...
by John John March 21, 2005
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full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode
when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away
by John John December 1, 2004
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wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up
wow man i hog roasted matt orth
by John John January 4, 2005
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