14 definitions by John John

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up
wow man i hog roasted matt orth
by John John January 4, 2005
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wen matt orth jacks off to abercrombie and fitch magazines cuz hes a fagget
by John John January 4, 2005
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full on erection - as hard as it can get when you feel like a vein might pop and explode
when that chick grabbed my junk i got some heavy cream right away
by John John December 1, 2004
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A large man who is the ultimate
John is the UFM for sure
by John John March 3, 2005
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HORSE motherfuckers. Don't say shit to Adam, you might regret ever living. Some hobbies of his are punching through concrete, eating shards of glass, and branding himself. Even his own mom approaches him with caution.

"Adam! Don't!"
"Fuck you mom! You're sandwiches SUCK!"
NOW SHES DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Talk about suave; "bethesda's best" fucks any girl HE WANTS. Last week there was a LINE. Girls even call his room "The Rodeo".
Guy 1- Who is that?
Guy 2- I dono for sure, but my sister calls him King Adam
Guy 1- Yea same...
by John John March 21, 2005
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when a man has anal sex with his male or female partner, thus resulting in a gaping asshole, which the man then decides to drops his balls into. Then the partner proceeds to contract his or her rectum, which causes the other's balls to be stuck incredibly uncomfortably inside his partner's anus.
Only a total bitch would ever try quail egging my balls unless of course it was Meryl Streep.
by John John September 19, 2006
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Man, I had a coke and a smile last night, it looked right.
by John John October 18, 2003
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