Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam

Due to the bridge strengthening work required on a Yorkshire stretch of the A1, motorists are often queued for a long period of time outside the Pontefract branch of the chain sex shop, Pulse & Cocktails, making it easier to peruse and judge the shoppers on their purchases as they leave, and discuss what sordid activities they’ll be partaking in with your fellow passengers.

“I got stuck in the Pontefract Sex Shop Traffic Jam, and spotted Jeff from work coming out of the store with a 15-inch double-ended black mamba, three butt-plugs and some cling film. Must be going to Sharon’s house for a Hot Lunch.”

by GoodinBed November 12, 2024

Coffee shop touring

Going around a city to various coffee shops to pick up women.

Man 1: I went coffee shop touring and picked up 0 women.

Man 2: How many coffee shops did you visit?

Man 1: 37.

Man 3: I picked up a girl at a coffee shop.

by Ereck Flowers February 21, 2015

Dog-Shop

A photograph with a dog photoshopped in. Popularized on Twitter by "@Major GSD" in 2021

You see that sick dog-shop of Major in Vegas? That pup is lit AF.

by Demi Lovato 69 March 30, 2021

Milk shop

A trap of legends that has a mysterious power to attract dads, similar to the cigarette shop.
(Not to be mistaken for abandonment)

Young Gullible Dad "Don't worry son, I'm just going to get some milk"
Milk shop *laughs manically*

by ThatBoyFromSchool June 6, 2021

Albert Arkwright’s Shop

Albert Arkwright, (played by famous UK actor Ronnie Barker) owned a small corner shop in a British television sitcom by the name of Open All Hours.

A useful metaphor for describing a sexually promiscuous female.

Her legs are more prolific than Albert Arkwright’s shop.

by ToBeConfirmed August 10, 2025

screen shopping

To browse a website's inventory without purchasing anything

Window shopping but online, through your screen.

My sister likes screen shopping on Amazon instead of studying

by newwordgenerator December 28, 2022

Perfum shop

When you fart in a room/car/lift and it clings to anyone nearby, meaning that when they leave the area it still in their clothes and gets smelt by somone else

Have you farted??

Nah mate, just got out of Dave's corsa, like a perfum shop in there

by Le on December 13, 2019