SIMP - 19

Being an idiot while infected with covid 19

Bruh1: hey man why u acting so weird
Bruh1: *drunk as fuck* cuz iiimmmm infected with simp - 19

by Sebastian294 May 30, 2020

simp machine

Somebody who's being simped for by another person.

A: Dude, C is such a simp machine. How does she tolerate D's simping?
B: Probably not well. laughs She's already with E anyway! What a simp D is.

by juddily March 12, 2022

Kaeya Simp

A Kaeya Simp is a person who loves Kaeya Alberich from the popular game Genshin Impact. Kaeya Simps either want to fuck him so hard or just like his voluptuous tiddies. Their pinterest feed is most likely full of Kaeya fanart and their search history is full of Kaeya rule 34 and Kaeya nsfw. Most of the reasons people simp for Kaeya because of his big overstuffed tiddies or his 7-10 inch dong which they want to ride.

Kaeya Simp: I love Kaeya so much! I can talk about him all day.

Person: You are such a Kaeya Simp.

by Someone Unpopular 69 November 6, 2022

man simp

a woman who dates around and doesn't care about the man who she dates even if the man would do anything for her.

wow nomis a man simp

by MISTERDOT99999 April 3, 2020

simp king

the biggest simp of them all.

sam rhea is the biggest simp king i have ever seen.

by differentgravey2 June 22, 2020

Simp season

Simp season is the time between November and February when thanksgiving, Christmas, New Years, and Valentine’s Day go back to back and you want to be in a relationship the most .

Its simp season bro I can’t get caught out here simpig I’m just trying to get drafted

by Lil milf hunter November 23, 2019

Voigt-Simp

One who is so much of a simp towards all women that they must mask this fact by constantly being rude, disrespectful and putting them down.

You Aidan Voigt is such a Voigt-Simp

by Enrique Emmanuel Alvaréz May 26, 2020