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potato chip 

Fragile or injury prone. Usually used in describing a talented athlete with a knack for getting hurt at inopportune times. Refers to the brittle nature of the snack food.
Marcus Camby is a good player but he's a potato chip, he hasn't been active for half the games during his career, nursing one injury or another.
potato chip by Henry Gomez January 28, 2006

potato-spaten in your izzie's 

When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.
Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.

Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.

Potato Ladle 

A spoon device used to scoop semen out of a potato after you have just ejaculated into it.
I forgot to wash my potato ladle before Sally used it to stir up her Sunday morning coffee.
Potato Ladle by Jackin'OffInTheBox September 5, 2011

Potato Sack Drunk 

So yucky drunk u can throw the girl over your shoulder like a sack of potatoes, and proceed to rape at home...
Sloot was potato sack drunk last night
Potato Sack Drunk by zombieclive December 17, 2011

Potato Mashing 

When a potato, butter, and milk are inserted in the mouth or anus and then mashed with an erect penis.
Mark came over to do some potato mashing before dinner.
Potato Mashing by Brown Toothbrush January 15, 2016

Potato wedge 

The potato wedge is the act of eating seven and a half chips then jumping into a tunnel slide and getting stuck.

Derives from the word wedge or wedging. Potato wedge or potato wedging is a rare, complicated manner . Often used as a joke or an insult
Jim: that person is so fat

Jonny: I know right... she probably does a potato wedge
Potato wedge by 8legs4eyes March 21, 2017