When you get a solid fart brewed up, fart into your cupped hand and throw it into your friend's face.
While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
While performing said action, exclaim "Ninja, vanish!!!" in a loud, possibly Asian accented voice. While your victim is blinded by your noxious gift to the face, get the hell out of there like a ninja.
As I got up from the couch, I managed to corral a solid fart into my hand and Ninja Vanish Darla, escaping before she realized what had hit her.
by the macstablishment July 6, 2011
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An idiotic and naive reference to any motorcycle that resembles the famous line of motorcycles from Kawasaki. More accurately termed sportbike. Sometimes called crotch rocket as well. Often inaccurately lumped together as a group of any non-cruiser motorcycles.
Dude:Hey baby you wanna go for a ride on my motorcycle
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?
Chick: That depends, Is it a Harley or a ninja bike?
by Rob March 3, 2006
Get the ninja bike mug.Term first used by YouTube user Onision when voicing his frustration with his viewers who called him a rape apologist when he made remarks like, "It's not rape if the woman is intoxicated" and "It's not rape if the couple is married" and attempted to fall back on the many instances where he said flat out that rape is wrong. Apparently, he's one of those internet users who thinks he's never wrong and doesn't tolerate the slightest constructive criticism. So anybody who dares to offer constructive criticism is trolling him.
"Daaaaaamn!!! F***ing ninja trolling. F***ing ninja trolling dude! Kicking Onision's ass with ignorance, yo!"
by That Guy on That Show August 6, 2014
Get the ninja trolling mug.1. n. The 'Art' of opening the Soul of an individual outside of their own immediate and physical vicinity in such a way that often arouses the physical body, but especially challenges their very 'nature' and 'Being', mentally, first and foremost.
2. v.--A 'Method' or process used to literally 'ignite' the essence or 'spiritual body' of 'either' party with a 'fire' or 'ethearic charge'(i.e. supernatural) that 'burns long'(i.e. an 'inescapable effect'), emotionally deep...and often without the 'collective' conscious awareness of 'both' parties, at first...yet, 'Always' through the 'mutual' consent of each party involved.
3. n. adv.--The 'Flame' or Energy harnessed is highly progressive, pervasive, and utterly so seductive that it matures to the 'Volcanic' experience of A Supremely Resonating and Orgasmic Energy that renders the body so numb, that the 'Soul' has no choice but to Re-Cognize it'Self' for the first time since birth, in its purest 'essence', experientially, as 'One', with all that is and ever will Be.
i.e. A Theistic interpretation
4. Modifier--The ill use of, and or side effects of 'Ninja Sex' can be apocalyptic and or cataclysmic; overall, the 'experience' is based on the individuals involved and their corresponding soul paths.
5. Idiom--to have sex, to engage in the 'Act' and or ~Art~ of 'Inter-Course'( i.e. a path by which two individuals 'cross' or ~interconnect~, 'physically' and ~spiritually~. )
2. v.--A 'Method' or process used to literally 'ignite' the essence or 'spiritual body' of 'either' party with a 'fire' or 'ethearic charge'(i.e. supernatural) that 'burns long'(i.e. an 'inescapable effect'), emotionally deep...and often without the 'collective' conscious awareness of 'both' parties, at first...yet, 'Always' through the 'mutual' consent of each party involved.
3. n. adv.--The 'Flame' or Energy harnessed is highly progressive, pervasive, and utterly so seductive that it matures to the 'Volcanic' experience of A Supremely Resonating and Orgasmic Energy that renders the body so numb, that the 'Soul' has no choice but to Re-Cognize it'Self' for the first time since birth, in its purest 'essence', experientially, as 'One', with all that is and ever will Be.
i.e. A Theistic interpretation
4. Modifier--The ill use of, and or side effects of 'Ninja Sex' can be apocalyptic and or cataclysmic; overall, the 'experience' is based on the individuals involved and their corresponding soul paths.
5. Idiom--to have sex, to engage in the 'Act' and or ~Art~ of 'Inter-Course'( i.e. a path by which two individuals 'cross' or ~interconnect~, 'physically' and ~spiritually~. )
basic--Ninja Sex is the only way to fly!
'Twilight' humor--I literally had Ninja Sex with my beloved Bella last night, HOLY SHIT, I've never felt anything that Hot since Hell froze over!
poetry--Ninja Sex has no rhyme to its reason, but the effect is clear, unimaginable, and so unmistakeable that it awakens the Soul.
philosophical--A Sexual Ninja understands that when Two become One, He and She may incorporate the transcendent pupil of a Divine Eye, to gaze the Soul of Earth, and move mountains to fulfill their Life's Destiny, on Purpose.
***NOTE & WARNING:
This 'process' can be utilized in many ways, however, the 'act of' or 'Art' mastered by an entity or 'evolved soul' is exquisitely sacred, and highly sensitive. In other words, don't 'Fuck'(slang) with someone or something you have not committed to understand(i.e. Love) or use 'properly'(i.e. Non-malicious intent).
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'Twilight' humor--I literally had Ninja Sex with my beloved Bella last night, HOLY SHIT, I've never felt anything that Hot since Hell froze over!
poetry--Ninja Sex has no rhyme to its reason, but the effect is clear, unimaginable, and so unmistakeable that it awakens the Soul.
philosophical--A Sexual Ninja understands that when Two become One, He and She may incorporate the transcendent pupil of a Divine Eye, to gaze the Soul of Earth, and move mountains to fulfill their Life's Destiny, on Purpose.
***NOTE & WARNING:
This 'process' can be utilized in many ways, however, the 'act of' or 'Art' mastered by an entity or 'evolved soul' is exquisitely sacred, and highly sensitive. In other words, don't 'Fuck'(slang) with someone or something you have not committed to understand(i.e. Love) or use 'properly'(i.e. Non-malicious intent).
Post Author-- ♠ SinUЯgisT ♥
by SinUЯgisT September 16, 2011
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Guy: HAAAIIIII-YA!!!!
Girl: Hey needle-dick, you just karate-chopped me in the head!
Guy: Trying different positions was your idea.
Guy: HAAAIIIII-YA!!!!
Girl: Hey needle-dick, you just karate-chopped me in the head!
Guy: Trying different positions was your idea.
by Diego Poop January 2, 2010
Get the Ninja Style mug.A tough and difficult challenge that involves personal risk and you need to be skillful to complete it.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
Often entails suffering a degree of pain.
The scene: A shear crag with rocks and the sea below.
Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.
Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.
Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
Dave: Come on Peter lets go scuba diving down there.
Peter: Are you crazy? We'd need mountain gear to climb down plus all the that scuba gear weighs a ton.
Dave: No we don't man, it'd be a true ninja test for us!
by Groove Rider February 19, 2009
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