Bank machine gunning

Where when someone robbs a bank they don't do it like a pussy and do it with a note. They do it with a machine gun and just before they leave then machine gun it to hell.
by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011
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Machine Gun Kelly Jelly

The act of rapid ejaculation inside a girl, im talking 55 nuts in less than 30 seconds
Bruh. That girl mouth skill is crazy, made me pull off a machine gun kelly jelly and everything
by IssaMysteryy September 01, 2019
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Ten Pint Time Machine

The Ten Pint Time Machine is an amazing yet little understood phenomenon which enables men in their later years in pubs to appear attractive to the younger ladies. In some cases, especially at weddings, it also enables them to dance like famous film stars which makes them look incredibly sexy and impressive to any of the younger ladies present, especially the bridesmaids. To achieve this remarkable effect all they need to do is merely drink at least ten pints of beer. Less if they are a lightweight.
Oh dear, old Dave was fully on board the Ten Pint Time Machine the other night at the pub. Trying to chat up that barmaid and impress her with his dancing until he got his feet tangled up and fell flat on his face!
by Jollyer February 26, 2023
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Incredibly accurate and reliable.
The urban dictionary is about as reliable as an eight ball in a washing machine.
by madcow3417 October 26, 2018
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West Virginia Fog Machine

Farting through the airflow hole of a vape and someone hits the vape from the other side.
Mike: “hey man you want a hit of my nic?”
Sam: “Hell yeah man! I’m so fiending so bad I’d hit a West Virginia Fog Machine.”
by slow_v4 September 02, 2023
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7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven
Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine
by RodgerC26 May 30, 2018
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