Muff Cabbage

A bad tasting vagina. slang for a sour unpleasant tasting vagina.

I went to give her oral and she had muff cabbage.

by answersinc. October 15, 2010

muffal

1) screwup,
2) screwup,

1)what a muffal
2)that guy's a toxic muffal

by DrakenK May 5, 2005

Mufasarama

noun.
1. a get together of Disney characters where they can practice their more "hardcore" joys in life (example: drinking, smoking, dancing, sexual activity, prolonged watching of sporting events, sipping fraps, etc.). Those invited to these kinds of get togethers are those characters from any Disney movie, Disney channel original movie, Disney channel cable television show, etc. Mufasarama hosts are picked out of a hat by Mufasa himself, and hosts may host Mufasarama once only. Mufasarama can take place in any closed area where cameras, papparazzi, or recording of any kind are not permitted. Any beings at Mufasarama events that are not a disney character, must have a written invitation scribed by Mufasa himself.
2. noun.
any activity made by any being not suitable for Disney viewers.
3. noun.
my child. Who is siamese twins with my other child, Mufasa. They are connected by the thumbs. ALso, they are hermaphrodites.

1. Snow White- Are you prepared for hosting Mufasarama tonight?
Cody (The Suite Life of Zach and Cody)- Damn straight, bitch. I've got jello-shots!!!
Snow White- Fuck off, lameass.

2. Person 1- I'm a busta cap in yo ass if you don't watch yaself homie.
Person 2- Now THERE'S some Mufasarama.
Person 1- What the hell?!
Person 2- Nevermind...

3. Come, Mufasarama, your Fancy Feast is ready.

by Kelley-Bean & Lainey- Lynn July 20, 2008

muff cabbage

congealed semen or vaginal mucus in a person's pubic hair which typically peels off in leafy shapes

The citizens of New Jersey are notoriously known for their excessive muff cabbage, as they often engage in unprotected intercourse and do not postcoitally groom themselves.

by UtterlyInept October 14, 2012

mexican muff burger

It is when a girl eats to many burgers before sex (2). When her and her partner start she instantly goes on her period. The first woman to have this happen was Mexican.

She had so many burgers she pulled a Mexican muff burger

by Fridge-nugget March 14, 2014

Hairy Muff

Pretty much means fair enough but used when you someone says something thats rude but you find funny

Angus: Mate, wouldn't it be funny if you died from eating too much Nutella?
Myles: ahaha hairy muff it most defiantly would be

by PoshCunt69 January 7, 2015

english bull muff

when an english woman queefs in their partners face and then shits on their chest. She then starts to sniff the shit and then put into her mouth and spit onto her partners face.

Sandra: Hey Stacy. I totally gave Brad an english bull muff last night.

Stacy: Did he like it?

Sandra: Are you kidding? He loved it!

by I.C. Dick November 13, 2011