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Go to the mountain 

In the simplest terms, to be wild. To go to the mountain, or take it to the mountain, means to act as if you lived in the mountains. Some people take this literally to act like cavemen, others only as far as lumberjacks. Can be incorporated with getting back to nature.
It originated with a boys' cross country team camping in the woods. They got lost on their run and one of them had to use a toilet. Because they were out in the open and didn't want to smell it while they were sleeping later, the team told him to take it to the mountain (pointing uphill to the top of the mountain they were on). So he did.
Real men don't camp in RVs, light campfires with matches, or use toilet paper. Real men go to the mountain.
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poop dick mountain 

the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.
i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain
poop dick mountain by the shanz November 29, 2007

Brokeback Mountain 

Chris: "Hey have you seen Brokeback Mountain? Apparently it's gotten exceptional reviews and should win multiple Oscars."

Me: "No, seeing the joker getting his bunghole pillaged is not my idea of a good time."
Brokeback Mountain by Rowdy_Roddy360 February 11, 2010

broke back mountain 

a group of words you use when your out of cash; have no money at all
" hey steve, lets hit up burger king fool"
" cant dude, Im broke back mountain today"
or to shorten it out "Im broke back today fool, i cant"
broke back mountain by spadecmk15 February 21, 2009

Holston Mountain 

a mountain ridge in Upper East Tennessee and southwest Virginia, where people get raped.
Be careful climbing the fire tower on Holston Mountain! You woudn't wanna get raped up there!
Holston Mountain by rfeetyyy16 April 20, 2011

Muddy Mountain Topper 

When you are titty humping with your ass in her face.
She wanted a pearl necklace, I gave her a muddy mountain topper instead.
Muddy Mountain Topper by Majio June 16, 2011

Rocky mountain hanger

To strangle a female while hitting it doggystyle with some wire or rope and while she is trying to breath, her muscles will tighten up giving the guy added pleasure....also commonly referred to as bein "Jonbenet'd".
Bitch was loose as a goose so i had to give her the rocky mountain hanger."see Jonbenet'd".
Rocky mountain hanger by Hoss December 30, 2003