Stifler's Mom 

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.

Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch

Stifler's Mom by Steve Stifler The Stifmeister August 12, 2012

Your Mom 

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

Your Mom by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

Soccer Mom

Usually rich or upper middle class white women. Married to husbands that have no role in raising their children and leave that to them. They tend to drive mini vans or large SUVS. They have no other role then to drive kids to private school, soccer practice, violen lessons, drama class, yoga for kids, summer camp and the mall. They can be easily spoted with the "my kid is honor student" bumper sticker and four kids jumping around. Mother is always on the cell phone and in the process cuts people off.

They are loud and annoying at games because they think they know more than the coach.

Soccer Mom - Why isn't my little Kevin playing?

Coach - Because your kid sucks at soccer

Soccer Mom - Kevin is going to be the next David Beckham, you just watch.

Coach - Whatever bitch, step off of the field.

Soccer Mom by glum68 October 7, 2008

your mom's mom 

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

your mom's mom by Sloane Koller April 11, 2008

the mom-croon 

A dance move invented at the 2014 Grammy Awards. To sway, perform, and sing along to a song in an extremely emotional or sentimental way, possibly incorporating hand gestures. Eyes closed, lost in the music. The way your mom gets taken away by a tune from her high school days, glass of red wine in hand, shuffling around the room as her teenage kids roll their eyes in disdain. Cynics may judge the Mom-Crooners (MC’s as they are commonly referred to in the dance world) as it is a form of dance only perfected by those willing to be absolutely swept away by the feels you get when you hear a certain song. Those who know how to Mom Croon cannot see the eye rolls of haters. They have reached a level of musical transcendence that is hater-proof. Once you perfect the mom croon, you are truly free.

Person 1: Did you see Taylor's dancing at the Grammys?
Person 2: yah she was just doing the mom-croon

the mom-croon by emilymichelleswift13 September 27, 2015

ur mom not gay 

The ultimate compliment. If you use this on another mortal it will cure them of all illnesses.

Blake: Ur mom not gay
Dead Person: *Literally rises from the grave and hugs him for curing his death*

ur mom not gay by Ultimate-Savior May 17, 2018

The Mom Exit 

Moms of adult children who walk out.

The Mom exit.

Droves of women leaving their adult children’s lives. Driving these women to give zero fucks. You may recognize them in their front yards lifting one arm and sometimes both arms to the sky. Giving a no fuck sign. The letter O. Zero.

“Sandy gives zero fucks about Adams heroin bill.”

Carley didn’t mention her Mom in her pageant speech. “Wow, what a bitch. My Mom got up and left the pageant.”

“Adams’s on Heroin again.” Hey, not my problem. -Mom

Jacob Copelands Mom got up and left the signing ceremony!

The Mom Exit.

The Mom Exit by victoriapriceless February 9, 2020