ass laughter

basically when you pass gas and it is really loud and sounds like someone laughing

Oh my gosh John, your ass laughter smells like a camel. What the hell did you eat?

by Tim Huntley May 21, 2007

laughing thigh-cancer

(n)origin: unknown. A disease of the upper thigh caused by the potent radiation of a common cell phone. If diagnosed early, it may not be fatal, but in most cases unfortunately it is a terminal illness. Some people believe that the illness can be reversed if the patient is told "bless your soul" repeatedly.

To avoid the harmful afffects of laughing thigh-cancer, shelby wisely keeps her cell phone away from her thighs.

by Allison Cameron February 17, 2009

laughing emoji

Friend zone. I’m sorry dude.

“😂😂lol” - colin

Wow..... I just got friend zoned - bri
The laughing emoji is basically getting friend zoned.

by Bri lol December 29, 2019

langham

Surname of British comic actor (Chris Langham) convicted of downloading child pornography hence
To do a Langham - to download kiddie fiddler flicks

Also charged with, but not convicted of, attemtped buggery on a minor (alledged to have attempted to take an underage female up the wrong 'un in a hotel shower)
Hence definition two:

To do a Langham - to attempt to take a girl up the wrong 'un

Shannon Matthews' 'step father' was arrested for doing a Langham.

She was on the rag so he did a Langham

by Roystrongisabitstrange April 2, 2008

Jordan Laughlin

Someone dodging a knife to stick it in someone else's back = Jordan Laughlin

The cops jammed him up so he pulled a Jordan Laughlin

by Bobby possumcod June 28, 2014

Laucha

a cute shirtless boy from argentina

Man, look at that laucha guy!

by LunaMalfoy October 4, 2011

Laughterbirth

When you laugh for an extended amount of time and start to feel pain in your chest and stomach from the lack of breathing.

Guy 1:Dude, the joke wasn't that funny, calm down.

Guy 2:I can't breathe, I think in going into laughterbirth

by Slim chaney December 15, 2016