Because he is homeless and steals from garbage cans trying reassemble his garbage collection to give people he likes!
by Tweekachew October 12, 2020
Get the Johnny 5mug. A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015
Get the johnny t'dmug. by pintudo August 7, 2020
Get the Johnny assmug. Long, droopy, withered, wrinkly breasts that hang down flat on a woman's chest, looking like a pair of used johnnies (condoms).
"Man, I walked in on mother-in-law while she was getting dressed."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
"Hey, did you see her tits?"
"Yeah, but I wish I hadn't. She turned and flashed them at me, but the sight of a couple of chest johnnies turned my stomach."
by walkin-dead December 4, 2011
Get the Chest Johnniesmug. by Mattlarrystitt April 9, 2017
Get the Long Johnnymug. by WHITEMANS November 6, 2019
Get the Johnny Padillamug. Johnny Nelson is the biggest company man in the history of sports. He reads from a Sky Sports or Matchroom script every time he performs an interview and is practically a puppet for the Hearn family. He is quite literally the dumbest man to ever talk about boxing minus maybe Chris Mannix
Jacob: Did you see the new Johnny Nelson interview on iFL TV?
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man
Ruiz: yes, Johnny Nelson is a proper brown nose company man
by matchroomfanboy October 8, 2020
Get the Johnny Nelsonmug.