One Note Johnny 

Someone who constantly talks about the same thing over and over again as if they had no idea that they were notorious for talking about the same thing over and over again.

"I hate to be a one note johnny but goddamn, <insert hockey reference here>"

One Note Johnny by Eric Seven October 7, 2005

Wet Johnny 

Similar to a Wet Willy except you are sticking a penis in someone's ear, not a wet finger.

Guy: Man, Frank schooled Bob by giving him a Wet Johnny!
Guy2: Is Frank gay?

Wet Johnny by Matt Crabbe September 30, 2007

Seo Johnny 

A legendary Chicago boy who keeps blessing everyone with his insane talent and stunning visuals.

NCTzen #1: Oh my god did you see Seo Johnny?!
NCTzen #2: Wow he's so talented I'm bald!

Seo Johnny by neogotmytoes November 2, 2018

Pulling a Johnny

The act of sucking your own dick on a bus full of people.

Sometimes when I'm looking at porn on the bus I feel like pulling a Johnny.

Pulling a Johnny by Fanny Fondler November 8, 2008

action johnny 

Holding a girl up while fucking her only using your own strength, then switching holes in mid air and keeping going full speed.

The pornstar was very sore after I gave her my signature action johnny.

action johnny by conjecturecycleflowmax November 28, 2010

Pullin a Johnny 

when a guy creeps up on a girl while she is asleep and spoons with her. Known as the ultimate kind of awkwardness when the girl wakes up.

Man that fag is Pullin a Johnny on Alysa!!!!!

Pullin a Johnny by JW Inc. Worldwide June 24, 2010

What do we have for 'em, Johnny? 

A sarcastic comment that is used when someone figures out something really obvious. An imitation of a game show host announcing that someone has given the correct answer and has won a prize that his assistant (Johnny) will specify on cue. Often preceded by "Ding ding!"

Boss: "OK everyone, Brenda Smith is going to be out on Thursday so we need someone to volunteer to fill her time slot."
Mike Hawk: "I'm available that day. I can do it."
Boss: "All righty then. I'm going to go ahead and stick Mike Hawk in her slot."
Steve: "That's what she said! Or...um...actually I mean that's what HE said!"
(everyone laughs except Jim)
Jim: "I don't get it..."
(20 seconds go by)
Jim: "Oh haha, now I get it...Mike Hawk sounds like 'my cock!' It's sexual innuendo. That's a good one."
Steve: "DING DING! What do we have for 'em, Johnny?"

What do we have for 'em, Johnny? by Nicholas D February 20, 2009