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John Darksoul 

Famous protagonist of bestseller game franchise "Dark Souls". Known from his famous quotes, such as "It is always the darkest before the soul".
Person 1: Hey, is that John Darksoul?

Person 2: The famous protagonist of bestseller game franchise "Dark Souls"?!

Person 1: He is know from his famous quotes!

John Darksoul: It is always darkest before the soul!
John Darksoul by John Darksoul December 17, 2021
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John Leslie Milkshake 

The act of eating a ridiculous amount of food. Then hours later having nasty diarrhea.
Eric: Yea me and Jeff went to the buffet last night. Jeff at three plates of chicken taquitos.

Tim: Well it looks like Jeff is going to have a bad John Leslie Milkshake

Eric: Yea that toilet will not be having a good day after that.

John Densmore 

Drummer for The Doors. A very good, jazz-rock fusion type player, interesting use of lead style at times. Probably the most technically talented member of the band, and known for sometimes refusing to take Jim Morrison's drunken crap.
John Densmore is pretty sweet.

John Denver 

One of the greatest Mucisians of all time wrote such great hits, as leaving on a Jet Plane, Country Roads, and Annie's song. In the 80s he'd testify against the fascists of the PMRC.
John Denvers songs are kick ass!
John Denver by Peter Irving October 10, 2008

John Haxx'd

verb.

1. Used in and around the NY Rave scene.

To get out of a situation,

To get INTO a situation,

Overall to preform a task believed to be great, awesome, or all around epic.

2. Used by strangers to name drop in an attempt to get into a party.
John Doe: "Man the party is SOLD out"
Jane Doe: "That sucks I John Haxx'd my way onto the list"
John Doe: "I don't know how you do it"

Raver 1: "How did you get away last night?! EVERYONE got arrested!"
Raver 2: "They tried to arrest me but I John Haxx'd my way out of it"

And when being used to name drop...
Bouncer 1: "Sorry Sold out, gotta go"
Random Raver: "I'm with John Haxx though!"

Bouncer: "Oh Alright never mind come on in"
John Haxx'd by AnonNYCRaver July 16, 2011

John Kett 

A figure of blame. If something has gone wrong, it invariably is John Kett's fault.

A John Kett can also be someone who enjoys drinking normal drinks, but whilst on fire. See - Flaming pint.
I can't believe the Conservatives are reducing Child Allowance - I know, I blame John Kett.

"My God! That man's pint of lager is on fire!"
"I know, he's doing a John Kett."
John Kett by Saffer77 January 17, 2012