cutest, most beautiful human alive

The most lovely person in your life, person who you cannot imagine living without i.e. kali

"did you see the cutest, most beautiful human alive? oh yeah! they're the most lovely person in my life."

by bingbongimgone March 22, 2022

human horn

Human horn is actually a penis - of interest to impotent Futurama alien heads of state.

See previous example of human horn.

by bryanfred May 19, 2006

Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

hoemance

kinky relationship between hot russian and polish muslims in bed

oh my goddd, alina and emily are in such a sexy hoemance. get it in girlz

by kittiecatz August 23, 2011

human

n. A logically necessary fiction.

"Socrates was a human"

by Inna Goldberg October 2, 2005

human zoo

Formerly a Sunday night radio show on talksport.Finished when Boyd got sacked.Hugely entertaining.

Line one, you're live on talksport, good evening......

by quare fellow March 15, 2004

humanberry jam

The consequence of a really, really bad vehicle accident, in which the occupant(s) of the vehicle(s) are converted to a substance resembling jam, which is then distributed over a considerable area.

"There was a crash on the southbound side of the expressway, some poor guy on a bike ended up as humanberry jam spread acoss three lanes....."

by eighthofseven December 27, 2007