datemating

the act of having sex on a date.

He has gone with several girls on a date but has never indulged in datemating.

by uttam maharjan November 28, 2010

Datefrape

The act of arranging 'dates' with the evil objective of fraping their facebook on their mobile phone whilst they visit the lavatorial facilities

Idiot: Dude! (or something to that effect) That guy last last night was the quintessential gentleman... wait... why does my facebook status say I love bumsex with the elderly. Dude (or something) - like, WTF! OMG! PPV! BBC1!

Idiot's friend: DUDE!! Looks like you've been like SO like totally like DATEFRAPED, dude, like.

by Colonel Singapore October 11, 2011

Date History

The mental "list" of all of the people somebody has dated.

"Should I go out with Kaley or do you think she's a slut?"

I dunno bro, shes got a long date history.

by laxer6 November 29, 2011

Datebot

Fake online dating profiles to entice casual users to subscribe.

John: Dude, I was on match last night and this super hot girl sent me a message.
Fred: What did you do?
John: I sent her a message back but never got a response.
Fred: Was she totally out of your league?
John: Pretty much.
Fred: It's a datebot, those companies make up bogus profiles to get idiots like you to sign up.

by BuckyG June 29, 2011

date and slate

When you go on a date with someone and you end up not liking them, you slag them off to your friends etc, this is called 'date and slate'

I went out with a right awful person last night, they were this....they were that.... in fact what you might call a 'date and slate'

by kermit999 June 30, 2011

dansekula

the worst of the worst of a situation that usually will bring along a Tennessee Waterfall and a Trans Am logo tattooed on on one's hand

"Man, that boat has a hole in it. That really is a dansekula of a situation." (singular)

"That bitch left sores all over my penis. Now my penis is dansekulad!" (plural)

by The writter August 5, 2011

Date a Greek

A common type of fundraiser used by by both fraternities and sororities. "Dates" with members of the Greek organization are sold at silent auction, this is a cover for prostitution. When a naive individual wins the auction an actual date may take place, but this is usually forgone in the interest of time and money. It is an acceptable gesture to "give someone the night off" by winning them at auction but electing not to have your way with them.

Jack: "Hey man check it out, the Date a Greek fundraiser is going on again! I think I'm gonna buy me two and have a threesome"

Bill: "What are you talking about? They're auctioning off dates"

Jack: "Dates that always have happy endings"

Bill: "No way, that's a Catholic soroity"

Jack: "Exactly"

Bill: "Ohhh. I never knew"

by iceMachine January 20, 2012