rasta crotch 

An unfortunate occurrence that happens in both men and women. However, generally speaking, women are the most likely to be afflicted by this condition.Individuals with rasta crotch have extremely poor hygiene and grooming habits. Because of this lethal combination, their pubic hair becomes knotted and matted and will actually form dreadlocks.

I got that hippie chick's pants off and she had rasta crotch.

rasta crotch by My other ride is your mom April 22, 2006

Old lady crotch fat 

The presence of fat in the upper crotch region of an older lady; forming a round bubble-like shape.

Pretty much self explanatory... Did you see that old lady's crotch fat?

Old lady crotch fat by ILoveSavedByTheBell October 6, 2004

Potato Chip Crotch Crust 

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

Potato Chip Crotch Crust by nothin-nice July 2, 2007

Fe-Crotch 

The act of spraying Febreeze at another man's crotch area.

You just got fe-crotched!

Fe-Crotch by DFrez November 3, 2009

cheeseburger crotch 

n. The swelling of the vaginal area during pregnancy, so much so that it gives the appearance of packing a cheeseburger in the woman's panties.

"Damn! What the hell are you stuffin in your underware?!"

"It's yo baby. He's giving me cheesburger crotch."

cheeseburger crotch by sarah April 15, 2005

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket 

Completely useless

Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.

useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket by Blake November 12, 2002

Butter Crotch 

The pubic hair of a naturally blonde girl.

When I asked Veronica if she was a natural blonde, she pulled down her pants and said "Yup. I'm a Butter Crotch."

Butter Crotch by milkman51 August 30, 2009