crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.
Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session
by thekeytoyoursucesss October 08, 2017
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Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.
White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."
by Starfish Kiss October 10, 2020
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Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.
I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.
by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010
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Chinese Crap

You are the problem. You can't live without the Chinese crap in your life so you buy more and more of it. Like some sort of junkie addicted to the hit of drugs, your drug of choice is the crap.

You shift the blame to the material things been poorly made and call it cheap Chinese crap but it was you all along who needed that hit when buying material shit.
So here you sit in your house filled with chinese crap looking on your chinese crap device looking for more chinese crap to buy.
It doesn't matter what it cost to the planet, what conditions the people who made the crap work in.

So long as there is a steady supply of more crap to buy, you will live on, buying more crap till it piles up to the sky.
Ted: "You live for Chinese crap."
by Mr. Moistsuffalese November 13, 2023
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Dank Crap

Yo kevin that was a dank crap you did
by bruh meme inator April 23, 2021
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crapped down our leg

Attempt to do something and fail
Steve Smith said in regard to the Panther's performance today, "We crapped down our leg."
by aginasia November 14, 2011
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Crap a duck

When something goes wrong or when something doesn’t go your way
If you drop something then you saycrap a duck
by Bp7741 January 02, 2019
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