Choof

V. To jizz, throw up, and have explosive diarreha simultaneously

N. The substance left after said "choof"

"I totally choofed all over that Alli's chest, don't ask me how I did it, but I did."

"I once heard that Choofing can be the most disgusting or loving act you can perform on someone."

by Teabag Tipton December 9, 2008

chookas

Another word for cheers. Used mostly by drag queens when toasting one another when drinking cocktails.

"Chookas dahling!"
"Cheers!"

by sire_of_black_eyess September 27, 2005

chook

1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.

Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!

by Sophamassica May 18, 2008

chooch

a womans pussy or vagina

i dont think i wanna go near her chooch

by justin March 15, 2005

chool

Cool, but in reference to all things Chemistry.

"Physics was phun but chem is still pretty chool"

by chool dude June 21, 2008

Choof

Slang surfer term used to define something lame, or bogus.

The waves are choof dude.

by graphiksguru December 13, 2006

Chooch

1. a slacker
2. a person who puts the smallest effort into completing a task
3. someone that goes out of his/her way to avoid doing work
4. a person who spends an abundance of time relaxing instead of doing actual work

can also be a verb "chooching", or an adj that "choochy" or "choochish"

past tense is "chooched"

A group of coworkers are sweeping a floor and one person (the chooch) takes and hour to get a dustpan

the grasshopper in the story of the ant and the grasshopper

man john chooched out on the job today

by nmcamper May 7, 2009