I can't breatheeee!!! 

Last words of a man with a 360 pound woman sitting on his face!

Big Mabel heard a strangled cry from little Melvin, I can't breatheeee!!!

I can't breatheeee!!! by I, Wreckerrr November 10, 2020

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.

person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”

who invented breathing by kittykittymeowmeowpur January 11, 2021

Paul Breach 

Paul Breach is a notorious TikTok creator posting under the username @Beautybeyondthe_eye. He creates cringeworthy dance videos and is actually most known for being a nonce. British people are constantly seeing him in public in many areas of the country, you just have to hope you wont spot him in your county next.

Person 1: I just spotted Paul Breach in London today. WTF.

Person 2: I'm very sorry, wishing you a strong and steady recovery.

Paul Breach by calculator4ever December 3, 2022

cheese-breather 

a derogatory term for a vegetarian who doesn't eat meat but still eats other animal products. The term was coined by vegans to criticize vegetarians for not caring enough about animals to abstain from all animal products.

Vegetarian: I would go vegan, but cheese is just SO delicious
Vegan: You disgust me you cheese-breather, you don't actually care about animals

cheese-breather by Choose Compassion Always April 1, 2020

Yard Breather 

A "firefighter" who is either seen walking about the exterior of the fire scene, with no exposure to the toxins produced from fire, with full Self Contained Breathing Apparatus (SCBA) connected and breathing air, or, is seen exiting the fire apparatus while breathing air and has no intention of entering the burning structure. Could also be used in conjunction with "Engine Breather", see definition for Engine Breather.

That Timmy is a Yard Breather. Look at him standing next to the Chief, breathing air.

Yard Breather by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt October 29, 2010

Cum Breathing Space Dragon 

When a woman swallows cum in space, and due to the anti-gravity, the cum slowly trickles from her mouth, emulating a dragon breathing fire.

Man last night me and Jodie were getting down in my spaceship, and after I pulled a mean Dirty harry, she went and pulled a mean Cum Breathing Space Dragon.

Cum Breathing Space Dragon by ChrisCash July 2, 2011

Love Breather 

When you are so in love that you enjoy breathing the other persons air into your own mouth and lungs. It happens at ultra-close proximity with that person, usually when kissing or sleeping.

I’m so happy my new boyfriend is a LOVE BREATHER, when he and I sleep together we sleep with our faces practically touching so we can breath each other’s air, it makes me swoon.

Love Breather by Wordsluethval July 8, 2018