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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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Nasty breath

Breath that smells like either stale poo, garlic, snot or anything else offensive to the notstrils.
Go chew on mint leaves, your nasty breath is stanky
by PEPPATHEPIG May 10, 2016
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penis breath

The smell of one's breath after performing an engaging course of fellatio to half dozen ppl all at once and/or in single file.
Suzie smelled penis breath from her brother, David, who had spent the whole night drinking beer & smoking pole for fun.
by oldmangrimmacely November 27, 2023
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They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike

KAnye Yeast said this in Dont Like1
They gonna find me not breathing like they found mike (OHHHH)
by Envitish May 5, 2022
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charizard breath

The bad/hot breath one has after smoking marijuana.
He dude Ryan just chiefed and he has the worst charizard breath
by Codge_Ramp November 29, 2015
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Bad breath ball

A white ball that comes up from the back of your throat “tonsils” occasionally and it smells like absolute death if you smell it or crush it with your fingers. It is actually plaque built up from your teeth, this happens more so when you are an adolescent.
Person 1: “ oh my gosh Becky I just had the worst smelling white ball come out of my throat I don’t know what it is but it smelt so bad”
Person 2: “ that must have been a bad breath ball definitely
by Bosslady2417 August 21, 2022
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flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd

PHATT c*nt who hangs around funny people but isn't actually funny
Omg I hate beached whales, they look like flora 'G wizzle cock breath' rudd!
by 214B May 18, 2023
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