Cock Block

The Person blocking the ass between a man and his biatch

Chris C is such a cock block with G-money and camilla.

by Ananymus November 20, 2004

Skate around the Block

A term for oral. also a term like eating out.

Girl: Sucks a guys dick.
Guy: Sucks a girl's pussy.

unless you're gay... but then, well ya know, vice versa.

2. When one partner makes the other horney and wants the other to have an orgasm.

Girl: "Hey baby, Can I skate around your block?"
Guy: "I think I wanna eat out for lunch.."

lol

Guy 1: How far have you gotten, dude?
Guy 2: I can skate around the block.
Guy 1: that's fuckin awesome!

by N.G.4LiFe-fAtAsSgHeTtObOoTiE July 27, 2007

D-Block

The center section of the periodic table. Metals such as Platinum, Gold, and Silver are in the D-Block.

They are characterized by having their valence in the D-subshell.

Oh shit man, the D-block subshell has all the cool metals in it.

by Chemical Calisthetics February 8, 2004

Waffle Block

A waffle block is the act of squeezing or tightening your but cheeks together to prevent you from being goosed and or recieving any other penetrating act in your anal region. The name waffle block comes from tightening your but cheeks as tight as a waffle iron so nothing can get between them.

I tried to goose Jimmy but he was quick with his waffle block.

by Combdawg August 14, 2008

Bagel Block

(n.) Any action taken by one girl to deter or prevent another girl from hooking up with a hot guy.

“OMG, I met this gorgeous guy last night and he was really into it, but that dumb bitch totally bagel blocked me!"

by sasimax August 26, 2008

Tiger Block

When your Famous and you have an accident due to an angry wife finding out about your "escapades" and several people including the CHP and people from the public media, begin to ask you personal questions.

Buddy: Why did you wreck your car Mr. Professional Golfer?
PG: I would like to keep this a private matter between my wife and family.
Buddy: Why?
PG: because I am very concerned about family.
Buddy: oh, I see, you just be busting out with a Tiger Block
PG: yes, hahaha, yes I concur.

by Crazy68 December 2, 2009

Clock-block

When you try to play Playstation 3 on 1st of March 2010, and the hardware clock thinks it's a leap year, and that the date is 29th of February, the playstation clock-blocks you.
This is also the bug that caust the apocolyPS3 day.

"On 1st of March 2010, the Playstation 3 clock-blocked almost every Playstation 3 in the world"

Gamer #1: "Dude, I can't play on my PS3!"
Gamer #2: "Oh, you got the old PS3?! Well, it's clock-blocking everybody!"

by BlastMaster4000 March 2, 2010