angry colly

You arrive back to a house party after being out all night and fall asleep. The other lads at the party decide to shave your eyebrows off and draw you a new set along with a delightfull set of quite attractive whiskers. You then wake up the next morning and proceed on the journey home not knowing of the new look that you are sporting for the whole of the local area to see. On your journey home you wonder why people are looking at you in a strange manner, you really become puzzled when u are in the queue at the local shop and a member of local law enforcement really gives you some weird looks. Its only when you return home and look in the mirror that you realise what all these people where looking at. This makes you a really angry colly

he wondered the streets for hours not knowing that he had some new eyebrows and delightfull whiskers on his face, it was only when he returned home he became a really angry colly

by whacker30 October 1, 2009

The Angry Special

A sexual act where one comes in his partners mouth, pinches there nose at high pressure with the pointing finger, and thumb, putting the partner under a lot of pain. Now the man observes as the lady pulls retarded faces, dribbles everywhere, and talks as though she is an angry special.

"if you gave a special the angry special, would it be a special angry special, or a angry special special?"

by garinect December 10, 2009

angry robo

the occasional angry swelling that occurs during a robotrip

"dude, i'm so angry robo right now, i could shank a ho"

by dale peterka August 14, 2008

Angry Jigglypuff

When two people with penises are having sexual intercourse, person A falls asleep while still inside of person B. Of course, angry, Person B decides to finish themselves off and when it's time to cum, cums on Person A's face in a design of their choice.

Person A: -Looking in the mirror- What's the fuck is wrong with my face, did you draw on my face with your cum?
Person B: You fell asleep, I Angry Jigglypuffed.

by Black Jesus. January 4, 2015

angry muffin

paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.

"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"

by paddler August 4, 2006

Angry Grandpa

When you run in on your mate having sex and shout "That's not how the kids used to do it in my day!"

Jesus Christ, Gary angry grandpa'd me last night, I think Brittany's parents heard!

by Wooiikii September 26, 2013

The Angry Monkey

A sexual act where one flings feces at one's partner like an "Angry Monkey".

Baby, can we do "The Angry Monkey" tonight?

by Jason and Justina March 4, 2009