paddler with a vicious tendency for splashing and flexing.
"This paddler has good technique but wicked splash. He must be an angry muffin"
by paddler August 4, 2006
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The opposite of a Silly Goose. An angry muffin will become upset for a number of trivial reasons. Including (but not limited to) being the last to sit down in musical chairs, being tagged as goose constantly in “duck, duck, goose”, and being tickled by their mother in front of classmates.
Jonovan was plum sick of all the malarkey transpiring in his classroom. Thus why he became an angry muffin quite quickly!”
by goober mcgroober December 8, 2020
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