Choke your waffle 

A morning masturbation practice, usually before breakfast time. Also a dire warning regarding chewing techniques given at the Waffle House in Key Largo, FL.

You'll be late to work again if you take the time to choke your waffle before you head out.

Choke your waffle by Zette October 24, 2010

chorttley-waffle-doilies

a doily madre of waffles filled with laughing gas, only to be eaten during a lunar eclipse.

"your full of chorttley-waffle-doilies today"

chorttley-waffle-doilies by Jeranimo February 27, 2008

campfire waffle 

When you combined chocolate bars, marshmallows and graham crackers after warming over the campfire.

You know what this bonfire is missing, campfire waffles.

s'more

campfire waffle by teamklip2 July 1, 2017

Soggy Waffle 

When your partner ejaculates on your anal warts, making it wet and giving it the texture of a waffle.

“My boyfriend gave me a soggy waffle last night..”

Soggy Waffle by Cunnilingusking June 7, 2018

Gtfo My Waffle 

1. When someone has been insulted and has nothing to say.

2.Sometimes used to interrupt someone when they are saying something rude or you just don't care

1.Person A "Hey dude your such a NerfHer--"

Person B "gtfo my waffle!"

2.Person A "Hey today I saw the coolest--"

Person B "gtfo my waffle!!"

Gtfo My Waffle by GtfoMyWaffleNoob April 3, 2010

jizz waffle 

A bitch who is being a dumb cunt.

That cunt Jackie was bein' a huge jizz waffle tonight.

jizz waffle by Jake Sheezy October 31, 2007

hot waffle 

Popular breakfast in Europe, often served alongside standard Belgian waffles and hookers.

Dude, I just got back from the Netherlands, and this hot waffle thing--it was totally a syrup-filled bong!!! Everything's better in Holland.

hot waffle by Colbert Viewer February 28, 2008