Kyle Van Stokkum

A type of person who is a bitch nigga with an copiously inflated ego.

Person 1: What page do we need to turn to?
Kyle: Too stupid to figure it out yourself?
Person 1: Fucking Kyle Van Stokkum Bitch nigga.

by SmellaLover May 25, 2023

van der toot

A fart shrouded in mystery.

Dude 1: What is that smell?

Dude 2: OMG, somebody van der tooted!

Dude 3: Who was it!?

Dude 4: It wasn't me!

Dudes 1,2,3,4: *points finger at each other

by iamdubz June 25, 2010

Van Note

A fetish where one fills the back of a cargo van with zip-lock bags full of warm gravy, dons a bondage suit complete with metal studs then dives into the pile of bags and pretends to seizure. Can also be performed in a kiddy pool. In Germany the zip-locks are replaced with condoms. Named after the famous incident of the epileptic working in the kitchen of dennys on all you can eat biscuits and gravy day. Who seized and created sloppy history on the kitchen floor.

Lets van note in that truck bed

by mr flopadopolous May 25, 2014

Van Stuck

Le fait d'être bloqué a un certains rang ou palier dans un jeu compétitif et / ou dans sa vie professionnel ou sentimental.
Peu être dit de Van Stuck toutes personne dont l'ambition et le travaille acharnée se solde par un échec.

Tu t'es fais bannir ton compte lol ? t'es vraiment Van Stuck.
tes parents ne veulent pas que tu es une voiture? vraiment pas de chance t'es vraiment un Van Stuck

by Sardoche Fan boy June 6, 2020

White Vanned

The act of obtaining candy then being fucked in ass figuratively or literally, more often then not without consent from the victim being "White Vanned."

Wow, you just got White Vanned.

by Codfisssh November 10, 2019

van mode

the act of using a vehicle to harass, scare, or kill civilians.

I’m about to go van mode on these kids.

by hannah10e August 22, 2023

Jacob van Hattem

Smelly faggot

fuck you jacob van hattem. take of your hat, you smelly jew

by Jake vH Hater September 23, 2019