Top of the stairs 

The "top of the stairs" is a sexual act in which a female (or male, depending on preference) performs fellatio on a man, poised at the top of a flight of stairs. During or directly following the act, the man proceeds to forcefully push his partner down the flight of stairs.

Dave: Hey man,Janie came over this weekend, and I gave her the 'ol top of the stairs!
Taylor: Dude that's fuckin' awesome!!!

Top of the stairs by Elliot Boult-Norman December 9, 2008

Top heavy 

A person who can't be defined on Urban Dictionary

"Hey Kelcy (not the real bubbles), What's up?"
"Not much, Shmangela, I just got a new definition for myself on Urban Dictionary."
"Oh, well, just like those manly men were saying, I'm way too top heavy to be defined."
"That's soooo awesome!"

Top heavy by Man-tastic Men January 11, 2009

top commenter 

A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.

In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.

"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"

See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"

Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."

top commenter by thefoldrock June 1, 2011

top shelf 

someone who is so outta dis world, they belong on the top shelf - they are highly valued

"Damn! He is so fine....he is really top shelf."

top shelf by dadiddy June 30, 2004

top ten

top ten places to go when you first receive your driver's license

the top ten includes fast food places, restauants, etc.

top ten by Lindsayx December 9, 2008

top flight medic 

Paramedic you want treating you or your loved one. The best of THE best. Cool as a cucumber, calm and collected. Usually an FDNY EMS medic. Usually found working the overnights in the Bronx.

Oh honey, I’m having chest pains… call 911 and request 19W1. They sure are top flight medics.

top flight medic by PACT112 February 6, 2010

Top 6 

Represents Hatian pride, unity & the rap scene in Lake Worth, Florida. Top 6 got false recognition as a gang or gang affiliated

(they are not a gang) after an appearence on an episode of Gangland on the History Channel.

"Dem Top 6 boys tearin dis club up!"

"aye dog, u get that Top 6 mixtape yet?"

Top 6 by deadpancha666 January 30, 2014