Mournful Tits

Titties that are just plain sad to look at like a legless vietnam veteran begging for change, or the titties found at a strip club at lunch time on a monday afternoon.

did you see that 40 year old hooker with the stretch marks and mournful tits down on 47th street.

by Mr White 7 October 15, 2010

zit tits

a woman with undeveloped boobs.

I really like this girl at school but she has zit tits.

by Ogeid January 11, 2009

Spaghetti Tits

When a woman's boobs are long and saggy, so that they hang down like spaghetti.

I saw Jen with her shirt off last night. She has some serious spaghetti tits.

by bigbaylor August 28, 2009

yam tits

a pair of woman's breasts that are shaped like yams, sometimes quite beautifully and at other times, not so much a lot.

I once dated a girl who had very sexy yam tits.

by titlover December 9, 2008

tit-tanics

Gigantically voluptuous breasts, directly opposite to tittles.

Jared: Good God, check out those tit-tanics!
Carl: She could sink an iceberg with those things!

by queermilk September 1, 2010

Medical Tit

When a womans bare breast is exposed on Televison for medical reasons. Usualy seen on PBS after midnight during shows dedicated to checking ones self for breast cancer.

" I couldn't find anything good on skinamax last night, so i had to fire off some knuckle-children to "Medical Tit" on PBS. "

by S.A.S Staten Island April 25, 2010

Tit Window

(noun) The gap created in a button-down blouse when a chick slumps forward allowing you to see her bra and varying degrees of her cleavage.

Dude, she was sporting some serious tit window... and wearing a Hello Kitty bra.

by aezrael June 1, 2009