two friends (usually best friends) who always smoke marijuana together. Enjoy great sessions with just the two of them.
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by onz300 May 24, 2009
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"I got so stoned when we went to see Shutter Island, man."
"Wow, nice."
"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
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"Yeah man, I just sat there and didn't move for the whole movie. It was blowing my mind."
"How stoned were you?!"
"Stephen Hawking stoned."
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I quietly follow her to the bathroom, peeking through the keyhole as she walls in. She slowly and seductively un-buttons her shirt, as if she knew someone was watching. Her shirt fell off her shoulders, revealing her lacy, red bra. She pulls down her mini-skirt, along with her panties, revealing her perfect ass. She slowly unclips her lacy bra, revealing her huge tits. I feel a bulge in my pants, and i unzip my pants. I quietly remove my shirt and boxers, feeling myself. As she steps in to the steaming shower i can’t hold back any longer. I burst into the bathroom, hearing a yelp from her glistening lips. I grab her inner thighs, slamming her against the shower wall. She kisses me passionately, running her fingers through my hair. I waste no time, and position my dick in front of her visibly throbbing pussy. I penetrate her, and I feel her legs wrap around my waist as I penetrate her with my rock hard dick. I start thrusting into her and she moans very audibly. She throws her head back against the tile walls, and digs her nails into my back. She starts panting as i start thrusting harder and faster. “AH!! I’M GONNA CUM!” She yells. I feel the thick, sticky liquid drip onto my dick as she lets out a satisfied moan. She french kisses me passionately, twirling her tongue around my mouth, I kiss her back passionately, playing with her boobs. We pause for a moment, both panting and drenched. We both smile, and I feel her fingers crawl up my neck. “Round two?”
I quietly follow her to the bathroom, peeking through the keyhole as she walls in. She slowly and seductively un-buttons her shirt, as if she knew someone was watching. Her shirt fell off her shoulders, revealing her lacy, red bra. She pulls down her mini-skirt, along with her panties, revealing her perfect ass. She slowly unclips her lacy bra, revealing her huge tits. I feel a bulge in my pants, and i unzip my pants. I quietly remove my shirt and boxers, feeling myself. As she steps in to the steaming shower i can’t hold back any longer. I burst into the bathroom, hearing a yelp from her glistening lips. I grab her inner thighs, slamming her against the shower wall. She kisses me passionately, running her fingers through my hair. I waste no time, and position my dick in front of her visibly throbbing pussy. I penetrate her, and I feel her legs wrap around my waist as I penetrate her with my rock hard dick. I start thrusting into her and she moans very audibly. She throws her head back against the tile walls, and digs her nails into my back. She starts panting as i start thrusting harder and faster. “AH!! I’M GONNA CUM!” She yells. I feel the thick, sticky liquid drip onto my dick as she lets out a satisfied moan. She french kisses me passionately, twirling her tongue around my mouth, I kiss her back passionately, playing with her boobs. We pause for a moment, both panting and drenched. We both smile, and I feel her fingers crawl up my neck. “Round two?”
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