River

A nickname for someone who's first and last names are both rivers

That man is named MacKenzie River. Let's nickname him 'River'

by Ze Dentist April 14, 2021

River

River is kind, she/he has a big heart, shy, very stubborn, go with the flow person, hot, caring, and loves everyone

River is so caring to us!

by Love_Emma April 26, 2021

tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

Pulling A River

Pissing your pants to the point it's almost the amount of liquid as a river

Guy: I just pissed my pants a lot

Guy 2: That's called Pulling A River

by BussinChicken May 8, 2021

Rivers

Big giant pp and balls

Rivers has big pp and testicals

by Brian7568734 July 12, 2022

Piss Me A River

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".

A- I want to go home! Please can we go home

B- No

A- Please

B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!

by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

River

The name River means this person has big ears and earth gripping feet, usually has a busted cut and bad joint pain resulting in a hitch in their wrists and also in the lower body (I.e. knees) People named river are typically underdeveloped from their mental capacity to their physical features and are less likely to play any sports at a high level (aka D1). “Rivers” are always right hand dominant and can therefore not go left.

That boy wack asl, he must be a River

by Dragon Hunter 76 July 14, 2022