hayden punch

When you punch a slut in the tit back down in the water

Susan said all she wanted for christmas was a "Hayden punch" so i belted that cunt

by Sus350 May 4, 2018

bacon-punch

The art of waking your woman without angering her, and, at the same time, being able to make her make YOU bacon, eggs. and hash browns.

Dude, I was starvin' the other day, so I had to throw a quick bacon-punch to the old lady!

by Khanybus January 27, 2013

Stroke punch

The act of getting punched in the penis and jerked off at the same time.

Dude ! Vickey stroke punched my cock !

by Qaskeo September 2, 2013

punching ducks

(Figurative) Something one does to blow-off steam.

Been a long week. Going to walk around the lake. I feel like punching ducks.

by elephanttaxi October 17, 2013

cubical punch

When someone uncomfortably touches you in your personal cube, in response you punch them in the genitalia

He hugged her for a long time so she cubical punched him in the groin

by Chilly Waters October 20, 2013

punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

punching the hamster

Masterbation

What are you doing?

Eh probably just punching the hamster and passing out

by somedumbasshole March 9, 2012