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Bat

I'm over here handing them out to everybody. I didn't 'give you the bat to bludgeon me with.' This is YOU thinking YOU are the main character in every situation that arises before you. I didn't give YOU anything.
Hym "And the people swing the bat are swinging the bat and the people who are getting hit are getting hit. Even if that WERE

the case... That's assault. That's violating the non-aggression principle. So who's going to jail for the assault I'm enduring (according to you). Where is my assault money?
by Hym Iam May 21, 2025
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bat shit crazy

when someone is a tad bit coo coo and was probably dropped a hundred and three times as a child
by trynaproveapoint February 13, 2019
mugGet the bat shit crazymug.

devil winged bat

A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
by Lilbabygrem February 25, 2022
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Bat

A small, flying animal found to be quite delicious by the Chinese(but what won't the Chinese eat, amirite?).
Jim, name a small flying animal

A bat!
by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020
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Bat crunchies

An all natural 100% organic sun dried treat that most health food junkies are craving these day. Ingredients vary depending on the bats diet. Best eaten a year or 2 after hitting the rack. Can be found in an old attic, cave or beneath any bat nesting area.
Hey Braden please pass that basket bat crunchies....
by Wingsnthings March 27, 2020
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SARAH BAT

A short girl with cute appearance. Look fierce but very kind, she likes to eye-roll to any rude patients. She likes to eat Mixue. Everyday she go to Mixue. She wears converse to work.
Look at that girl, she's so FRIENDLY, she must be SARAH BAT
by shaty January 23, 2024
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clapped bat

Ugly person who thinks their good looking (blind to their ugliness)
Oi you Chantel your a clapped bat style
by Samantha_olaf February 11, 2022
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