mail sorting machines

Vital to the functioning of the United States Postal Service.
By late August, as America geared up for voting-by-mail in the November presidential election, countless mail sorting machines had been not only removed from Post Offices across the country, they had been destroyed.
by Monkey's Dad August 19, 2020
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The fandom for the game Bendy and the ink machine .basically fnaf fandom but went worse faster. There is only children and youtubers who want the sweet sweet 12 year old ad revenue.
Guy : "hey man have you seen the Bendy and the ink machine fandom"

Guy 2 : "yeah all i see is cringy art,fanfiction,childern and youtubers"
by HaedinHater69 July 11, 2017
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That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine
by Nabomb June 28, 2007
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Texas Chainsaw Slot Machine

You are just railing at a girl hardcore and then you decide to get crazy. You start off by loading a roll of quarters in the girls ass, then you put in some anal beads. Then you plant a foot on her ass. You rip them out and the quarters fly everywhere!
Dude, so me and my bros were in Vegas last weekend and we were just ripped! We found some hooker and she showed us the texas chainsaw slot machine! Let's just say we hit the jackpot!
by Mr. Chev April 17, 2008
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upside down pretzel machine

when you fuck yo girl upside down with her legs crossed, thus making it look like a pretzel .
Dude last night I gave my girl and upside down pretzel machine. She loved it.
by a;lsdkjf June 11, 2008
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Big Red Machine (Kane)

Wrestler in WWE who jobs to others to make them look better.

Gets Title shots and always gets screwed.

A 7 Foot Tall 326 Pound Man with one eye and no hair who is married.
Setting Jr on Fire

Putting Jumper Cables on Shanes Balls
by Glenn Jacobs September 09, 2004
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Twin machine gunning

Where you have a machine gun in both hands which is twice as cool because you can cut down twice a many.

You can cut down twice as many gang bangers and/or shoot up a bank twice as good ect.
by Judge dredd7 May 20, 2011
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