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Always has to be the center of attention, man stealer. Chicken nugget stealer. Spontaneous and chill. Needs to wax.
Your friend is such a Lauren dude
Lauren by Doorhandle92 August 31, 2020
Lauren Young is a little Freak who likes writing shitty tweets. She is quite scary looking and is as pale as an A4 sheet

Jks lauren’s tweets are half decent and even though she doesn’t have to dress up for halloween she’s very nice and one of my good friends
Lauren’s auntie looks like margarie from little britain
Lauren by Avocadosarelovely October 26, 2020
Is a person who likes to play hard and work hard. She's a bit of a hoe but she makes up for it with model bodey and sexy style. Don't even try to date this girl because there is only one boy for her - Leonardo DiCaprio, will she ever marry him?
-No.

However if you want to get close to this godess try to strike up convo about her favorite show- Friends or her favorite band Abba or favorite person Freddie Mercury (that she named her cat after).

E Laurent likes muscular bois with neck tattoos although she claims to like "cute boys". She is involve with someone in her parallel class but unfortunately he has a lot of other hoes too (and bros).
Is that E Laurent?
- No she probs still be at that lit parteyy with them Djursholm 00 bois
Laurent by Horsegirl1337 November 13, 2020
people with this name are usually bratty and like to hit when she doesnt get what she want. Basically a karen.
i hate lauren because i have 69 bruises on 1 leg
Lauren by ayopppoopoocheckpp November 19, 2020

Bland Lauren 

A bland lauren is a basic white bitch seeing how the name lauren is common white girl name
The bland lauren or basic bitch is:

1-liberal.
2-Plays the 'stop hurting me' card.
3-hits on any guy who is either;

a) in the military or

b) in a college fraternity

4- Stereotypical white bitch shit including (but not limited to):

a) starbucks

b) netflix

c) taking snaps of her bitch alcoholic drinks

5-Crashing conversations with a random picture which isn't related to the current topic AT ALL and proceeding to try to focus the chat on her.
6-Typing 'Lol' when she is offended.
7-poorly uses self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism.
8- Posting shit memes that only a small audience of people like her would enjoy.
9-thirst baits guys on snapchat to give her attention that she squanders once she opens her mouth to seem smart or "not just a pretty face" which she's not (she does a swell job with filters to hide it).
10-jumps on any bandwagon by using fake positive vibes that usually make her seem like a hypocrite about a previous point or statement she made.
11-acts like she shares similar interests with people rather than be herself.
"That girl is one bland lauren"
"I don't think I'd date a bland lauren"
Bland Lauren by Skidrow911 May 19, 2017

shelby lauren 

Hey that's stupid ass shelby lauren
shelby lauren by yeehawwoman420 April 30, 2020