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Landon Hodges 

A medium sized human that tends to lurk around corners. This being can be seen procrastinating all of their Social Studies assignments with their partner in crime. They are described as a medium sized male with dark-black hair.
Landon Hodges is a idiotic name for a human.
Landon Hodges by Simbason June 14, 2023

Landonsexual 

The attraction to a Landon, typically from a tourist town in Tennessee.
I’m in love with Landon Lavergne for our town. I’m Landonsexual!
Landonsexual by Landiesbitch June 27, 2023
the youngest 50 year old you will ever see, with so much respect for himself where he washes his hands before going to the bathroom. he looks like he would steal your candy, take a lick, and give it back. he is a man with a hint of fruity
hugh mungus: “hey do you see that man by the park?”
fuc mi: “oh that’s just landall”
landall by dmansuperdude July 5, 2023
Londan is a beautiful girl who will always be on your side. She's caring, sweet, and a bit goofy. Londan will always love you and she cares deeply for you. Londan would never betray you.
Claire: That girl is so sweet!
Jasmine: You mean Londan?
Claire: Yeah!
Londan by lovelywolf372 July 7, 2023

Landon Everette Pillatzki 

Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most popular guy in school he gets any girl that sees him everyone wants to be like him it's insane I can't even comprehend what it would be like to be like Landon Everette Pillatzki I could only dream and anyone reading this will never be as athletic, good looking, better in bed, better kisser, etc... So don't even dream about it because it'll never happen
Girl 1. Landon Everette Pillatzki is the most perfect person I've ever met

Girl 2. I would leave my boyfriend for him anytime

Girl 1. Same

Million other girls. I want him
Hi, Landon
Landon by REEERTTTRE August 7, 2023