italian
there are only 3 things we italians care about- food, family, and sex. you get in the way between us and any of those things, we'll kill you.
italian by ItalianBiznatch May 8, 2005
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Italian Parkjob
When a man and woman are having sex, the man takes a dump on his partner's chest. With the shit in place, the man turns around and parks it between her tits like a bulldozer for poo.
"I tried to surprise her with an Italian Parkjob, but she knew something was up when I tried to take a dump."
Italian Parkjob by Professor Honeytoast October 30, 2008
italian
The worst people to ever walk the planet. Egos over 100%. They're all greasy and have disgusting fat bodies. Their country sucks. They think they're all that, everyone who wrote definitions claims to be italian and right there is proof that they think they are all that. Guess what? Us Brit's could kick italian's asses. And guess what? Having a tan all year round is horrible. It looks really bad and guess what? NO ONE WANTS TO BE ITALIAN. They're ignorant and blind to the world around them. A disgrace to Europe. The Roman Empire was horrible. It drove all of Europe into the dark ages, all because of fucking italians. Just imagine where we'd be right now if italians didn't fuck up the world. Italians should die. Any italian reading this can kiss my ass.
Italian: OMFGZZZZ GUYZ I'M LYKE SO COOL LOOK AT ME WITH MY GREASY TAN SKIN LAWL I'M SOO KEWL BOW DOWN TO ME I'M LYKE #1 OMFGGGG WE OWN EUROPE WE'RE SO COOL EVERYONE WANTS TO BE LIKE US OMGGGG LOOK HOW GREASY I AM !!! OMG EVERYTHING I EAT COULD MAKE ME FAT IN ONE WAY OR ANOTHER, AND IF YOU LOOK AT ME IT'S QUITE APARENT!!! LAWL!!!!!
Poland/ Britan/ Czech Rep/ Russia/ Germany/ French/ Finland/Sweden/Switzerland/all the other European country people: No one cares. Go shove your small penises up your mother's vag's. All you are good for is drugs and mafia movies. No one cares about you, go drown yourselves.
Poland/ Britan/ Czech Rep/ Russia/ Germany/ French/ Finland/Sweden/Switzerland/all the other European country people: No one cares. Go shove your small penises up your mother's vag's. All you are good for is drugs and mafia movies. No one cares about you, go drown yourselves.
Italia
Italia;A somewhat cocky female,she is not afraid to tell you off ! She has a habit in stealing other females property,she has sexy scandalous curves (only on the internet) and will leave you for another man in a snap of a finger if you act up,she has a girly side and is attractive to girls as much as guys and she has beautiful long black hair and big puckered lips ready to eat you up !She loves to have a good time and enjoys going to partys and eating food she also enjoys sex ! And let me tell you ,she loves three somes and is ready for freaky sexy juicy interaction,she is not a good friend because she loses her tempure so therefore people can't put up with her !,She's basic like other girls and usually makes stupid choices she'll regret but she makes them anyways ,She loves to talk to multiple guys and she does not belive in love,they have taken advantage of her so many times and shes use to it,Italia is a iconic being and loves to look like other people,she lets society think for her and often finds herself doing things others do and she does not enjoy them but continues anyway to be accepted and have more fruends,she usually cannot go into public with out a face of paint because she is not that attractive,she depends herselfs ego on make up and usually wears too much ,But its okay !,Italia is Iconic!
Italia by Linda Green March 26, 2017
italian
What's true/what's false about us:
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
Answers
1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.
1. Italians have at least 5 children
2. Italian-Americans are like Italian
3. Family ties are important. We are crazy about Italian food (pizza, pasta, tiramisù, gelato and all the rest)
4. Spaghetti with meatballs is an Italian dish.
Answers
1. Totally false. The avarage is like 1 child (MAX. 2). we have one of the lowest growth birth on earth.
2. False!! We perceive them as sort of 'strangers', mixed up cretures that just speak two or three Italian words (or worse an old local southern dialect!!!) and do not have any idea of what Italy has become.
3. That's true. :)))
4. Whaaaaaat???? this is really offensive. I've never seen anything like that in Italy in 30 years. When I first saw that dish in the USA I almost puked. And also the ZITI: they are used in southern Italy (and I didn't know they existed till I saw them in the USA). The most common type of pasta is penne or spaghetti.
Anyway... the idea you have from Italy abroad derives mostly from southern Italian people, or what they were like 40 years ago (as you probably know there is a huge difference between southrn and northern Italy). Mafia does not exist in central and northern Italy, I know about it as much as an avarage American does.