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hebrew hammer

Look at Jacob's huge hebrew hammer!!!
by Jacob M. October 9, 2006
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Hammerheads

A woman's breasts, but only when they are so large that when laying down they spread to the sides.
She's got a nice set of hammerheads!
by angry gnome February 19, 2009
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Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.
Hammer, PLEASE go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my Job.
by metalforhim777 September 22, 2011
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Tim Allen Hammer

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.
I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004
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the hammer

the term for a amazingly huge penis or bottle straped to the inner thigh of a male referred to as the hammer!!
omg did you see marlboro's defensive end has the hammer! omg hide the children! from #79
by one graced by the hammer August 31, 2009
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sludge-hammer

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)
I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..
by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007
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Hammer

A person who is a huge tool with multiple groups of friends. Like a hammer everyone uses them and its never your turn.
Wow Chris is such a Hammer, I need a ride but he was already being tooled by Dan.
by NickGD December 26, 2008
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