grand slam

n. A ban from entering all four major tennis tournaments in the same year.

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Looks like he is one down and three to go in his pursuit of a grand slam.

Wimbledon will be tough. He’s always had trouble with the English courts.

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

grand-putins

grandparents who are old and dying, and therefore have lost their filters as well as any flying fucks they might have given about how their words and actions affect others.

My grand-putins told me that I was touched as a child before they adopted me. What the actual fuck.

by schizodollz June 6, 2024

Grand Fuckery

This is not just fuckery on the scale of treachery, ill treatment or behaviour—nonsense, foolishness, bullshit or something causing frustration. This elevated fuckery is beyond bullshit in its most elevated form but of the grandest form of messing with another’s head, self esteem and perceived persona and knowledge base. It is grand Bullshit with an element of gaslighting. When someone tells a blatant lie and you know they’re lying, and they know you know they’re lying, and you know they know you know they’re lying, but they stick with the lie.

By pretending to have bought a non-existent 1973 Topps Wax tray, going so far as to create a fake Facebook profile, altered image just for a laugh was grand fuckery at its finest

by Unclefloyd606 August 17, 2025

Inside relative grand slam

A man scoring 4 different generations of women at the same time within the same family

"Hey Bobby, I went to my girlfriend's family reunion, and I scored an inside relative grand slam!"

by BeatleBabe007 September 18, 2024

Grand Slam

When you fuck six girls at once by sticking your dick in one girls, your tongue in another, and your hands and feet in the pussy of the four remaining girls. Note: there will be a lot of moaning and it will look like you have girls growing off of your limbs.

I just Grand Slammed the six hottest girls is school last night!

by globglogabgalab21 June 9, 2019

Grand Wizard

A guy at your school called Bennett. hes racist, antisemitic, homophobic, and a chill guy. Hes also gay asf.

“Yo Grand Wizard just asked me out, hes so gay for me”
“You talking about Bennett?”
“Yeah”

by freakybraybray May 2, 2025

Grand platinum

its a play on the ranks "Grand champion" (the 2nd best rank on Rocket League) and "platinum" (the most commun rank) since plats have a tendency to have an ego and believe they're better than people on higher ranks

"im plat and can air dribble, celling shot, double flip reset and..."

-Bro's a Grand Platinum

by ratlab June 18, 2024