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Glass-bottom boat

The act of defecating into another person's mouth, then sealing it shut with clear packaging tape.
I gave her the glass-bottom boat.
by The Board of Vulgar Language November 4, 2008
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Glassing

Someone who wraps their hands in bandage-like material as if you were a boxer, then sticks their hands in a adhesive (A hardening glue) such as super glue or krazy glue, then in crushed glass, then you go head up and fight an opponent while the glue and glass is dried on the bandage wrapping on your hands. When fighting your opponent this would inflict cuts and wounds upon him---known as Glassing. This makes your attack more brutal and bloody.
Some dirty street fighters would come up with ways to be more threatening and "Glassing" their opponent when fighting would make it easier to win, it's a well used fight style.
by ImYourBossNowWhatsHappeninBaby November 4, 2012
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Glasshole

Anything that is or can be unsatisfying
The movie was a glasshole.
by T-CA$H January 10, 2008
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glass cellar

A theory put forth by whiny men afraid their position of societal dominance is at risk because some women might get into positions of power. The theory goes that men may be disproportionately represented in higher positions, but for that they're also disproportionately represented in dirty, dangerous work that women, supposedly, don't want to touch (like mining, construction, fire-fighting, soldiering, etc.).

The theory sounds plausible until you look at it for longer than about five seconds. It then falls apart because:

1. Women have been clamouring for dangerous positions like fire-fighting and soldiering for ages now and it is *men* who have been opposing this on a variety of ridiculous grounds.

2. The "glass cellar" only holds true if you selectively ignore traditionally-female occupations such as prostitution which are easily as destructive and dangerous to the practitioner as are traditionally-male occupations like mining and construction.

The "glass cellar" is, in short, a ridiculous piece of whining by a bunch of insecure man-children.
"I can't get out of the glass cellar because management keeps promoting those damned women who actually work and try to get things done."
by jiadi August 18, 2013
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Glass Bottom Boat

The act of recieving oral sex from a partner and ejaculating in that partners mouth. And before that partner can "spit" the fluids out you wrap saran wrap around their mouth keeping the fluids in place as they slosh around. Creating a glass bottom boat effect.
Mo was totally giving oral to this guy last night and before he could spit it out he gave him a glass bottom boat.
by WBoz January 20, 2008
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break the glass

Its when you play SOCOM II US Navy Seals and the other team pulls out either M79s, M203s (Grenade Launchers), AT-4 Heats, or RPGs (Rocket Launchers) and you tell your team this and pull out launchers as well.
"Shit they just slaughtered us with M79s... let's break the glass and pull out our M203s. We're going to fucking bomb these bastards!"
by Dementous June 3, 2005
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glaesser

A bookstore. A tabelcloth. A random word out of the dictionarty.
Well, nothing. Cool. Something. Random.
by Lol222 May 4, 2005
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