Fruit Tard

A frutiy retard see also fruit tart
a stipid gay retard,a silly faggot
or
a person with no common sense concering how or why certain things they say or do may be considered to be gay.

get the fuck of me you fukin fruit tard!
a guy watching a football game who says somethin like -why are thier pants so tight?- is an example of some one asking a stipid and gay question

by the shiesty one January 27, 2007

flute fruit

An member of a high school or college marching band.

Pepe: Yo man....You know who I think is hot?
Gaylord:Who?
Pepe: Jen
Gaylord: EWE! Dude, she's a fuckin FLUTE FRUIT!
Pepe: Ahhhhh nnooooo way...she cant be a band tard!
Gaylord: Yeah and she prolly has herpes too.....

by BSuraci October 27, 2006

dragon fruit

Just buy a fucking grape or a kiwi. It's basically the same.

Fruit
Retards
Dragon Fruit

by Sainten Jesh March 30, 2017

fruitbowl

When fornicating with a member of the opposite sex (or not depending on preference) one slips one's nuts into the action to create a lovely FruitBowl. Also see Mudbowl, similar to a Fruitbowl but the completed package of sweaty love is inserted into the anus rather than the vaginal opening

"My dear you look a trifle flushed, have you been fruitbowling it again?" enquired the First Earl of Chester of his chambermaid

"Why yes m'lord" she replied "most enthusiastically m'lord"

"Excellent" he replied "then you won't mind me slipping you a mudbowl"

by gareth simmons May 28, 2005

fruit fly

A woman who is (unwittingly) attracted to gay men (especially closeted ones).

Cera: I can't believe he's gay! We dated for a month!
Suzy: I'm so sorry honey.
Cera: This is the fourth time this has happened!
Suzy: Well, you have to admit, you're a bit of a fruit fly.

by jehseh December 27, 2009

low-hanging fruit

A Male With low-hanging fruit (Nuts, Balls, Testes, Etc..)

Boy He Has Some low-hanging fruit

by KingSparta June 23, 2008

fruitarianism

A dietary belief and subculture founded on the school of thought that humanity is anatomically frugivorous and would benifit most by eating accordingly for optimum health. The theory is scientifically sound yet the life is a difficult one to maintain in a world where most fruit is hybridised, pumped as much as legally possible with pesticides, and irradiated. Fruitarians who live on healthy land with plenty of rain tend to see the full benefit of their belief in this natural diet of Man.

Fruitarianism is often accompanied by the tenets of raw foodism.

'Fruitarianism, or the Theory of Human Frugivory, like our planet being round, is one of those simple truths which will be met by opposition for dozens, if not hundreds or thousands of years before being even remotely accepted.'

by Kyle Lees January 21, 2006