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status king

A man that judges a woman based on her status in society and physical attributes.
He cares about her breast size, not the size of her heart. Her level of education, not the wealth of knowledge learned on her own accord or through life experience.

As well as various other aspects of herself, hair color and length, family ties (does she have a mother and father...are they rich?), past relationships and the amount of friends and money she has.

This man is judgmental and cares only about getting what he wants and often changes his mind. This is due to his surface level/superficial drive, as well as, ever changing trends in society and its expectations and determination of what is considered desirable.

status
Pronunciation: /ˈsteɪtəs / NOUN

1) Relative social or professional position; standing:
an improvement in the status of women

1.1 MASS NOUN High rank or social standing:
those who enjoy wealth and status

king
Pronunciation: /kɪŋ /
NOUN

1The male ruler of an independent state, especially one who inherits the position by right of birth:

1.1A person or thing regarded as the finest or most important in their sphere or group.
A status king always wants the best of the best in high society, all wrapped up in a playboy body.

"If they ain't looking, I don't want her."
by Jessska August 18, 2014
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Cockroach King

A song from the 2013 album "The Mountain" by British progressive metal band Haken.
The song is the most popular song in their discography and is considered by many to be their best.
"The Cockroach King sits on his throne, with a Midas Touch and a heart of stone."
by Pastek December 11, 2019
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hayden king

a sexy ass guy that you love
He's my hayden king !
by kinger.98 August 10, 2016
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N8 King

N8 King is a massive twat
by Belzibuberooney March 20, 2012
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king oath

Absolutely. Of course. Yes.
Short for (fuc)king oath.
Bob - "Did you bring any drinks?"
Jim - "King oath mate!"
by Aussie Dav December 16, 2011
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Kosher King

Kosher King: the coolest guy to ever live he a wicked badass and keeps everything kosher; only one of the coolest men to ever live. hes a bad ass motha fucka
wow hes so popular he must be the Kosher King, man i wish i knew the Kosher King.
by Kosher king12 August 23, 2011
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Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.
Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.
by JoeNJ2 September 6, 2011
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