Cuss

A word used by fags, douchebags, retards, and rednecks to denote "curse." Strictly an invented word that, when used, signifies that the person has a severe mental handicap.

That retard just said cuss. What a douche.

by Righteous Fist October 9, 2008

cushie

a puss, a vag, a cooch.

"Hot girls aren't into dorm spirit. They just try to look good all the time so that they'll get their cushies rammed."-- Josh on why the hot freshman don't wear dorm t-shirts

by joshie July 18, 2008

Custard

When a female, laughs/coughs/sneezes, while she is on her period and a little bit of period blood comes out her vagina.

"Stop making me laugh, i just custarded"

girl 1 - "I'm so sick" *cough*cough*
girl 2 - "Are you on your period?"
girl 1 - "Yeah, how can you tell?"
girl 2 - "I can see your custard"

girl 1 - "HAHAHAH .. .. ha, ha...ah."
girl 2 - "whats wrong?"
girl 1 - "fucking custard."

by MadToast May 4, 2008

cuss

words that teenagers use on an exceedingly high level, although it is slightly un necessary...

dude that fucking guy was pissing me the fuck off, so I went up to that bitch and totally fucked him up!!!!

-umm.... less cussing please.. the point could have gotten across...

by rage_for_freedom March 20, 2009

cusp

A word defined crudely by a couple of high school students bored in AP Calculus. To cusp someone is to participate in a sexual fantasy in that persons mind.

I cusped your mom. (I participated in a sexual fantasy in your mother's mind)

by Some Transmitted Disease November 30, 2004

cushioncake

The act of placing one or more flatulent events (farts) into a cushioned chair. The hope is that someone sits down on it, and the dust in the chair will fly up and poison the recipient with your flatulent deed.

The plural is used when more than one person sits on the chair and plants said flatulence. This must be done carefully so as not to poison ones self during the process.

(singular) Yo dude, Jerry is being a dick. Why don't you give him a cushioncake. He'll throw up once he sits there.

(plural) Hey guys, lets give cushioncakes to all of the chicks that came over. They will look at each other and think they let one go.

by Vee Jay December 25, 2008

Customerising

The process of taking a written passage and editing it to be acceptable for sending to customers.

"Thankyou for your comprehensive engineering report. I will spend tomorrow customerising it before forwarding it externally"

by CraigBrianYoung October 13, 2008