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cushioncake 

The act of placing one or more flatulent events (farts) into a cushioned chair. The hope is that someone sits down on it, and the dust in the chair will fly up and poison the recipient with your flatulent deed.

The plural is used when more than one person sits on the chair and plants said flatulence. This must be done carefully so as not to poison ones self during the process.
(singular) Yo dude, Jerry is being a dick. Why don't you give him a cushioncake. He'll throw up once he sits there.

(plural) Hey guys, lets give cushioncakes to all of the chicks that came over. They will look at each other and think they let one go.
cushioncake by Vee Jay December 25, 2008
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CUSHIONATED 

A really nice sleep you hav wen u feel like ur sleepin on clouds all cuddled up in ur duvet n u dont wana get out of bed cuz its freezin!

ZzzzZZzz!
Twat : WAKE UP!
Person: Fuk off!
Twat: Why?
Person: Im CUSHIONATED!
CUSHIONATED by shaboooo March 25, 2008
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I mean I guess bro

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abandonware 

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Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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