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Cuck Tard

An oftentimes blue or green haired liberal-communist-femme dude that lets his woman get dicked down by hundreds of other dudes while on camera — all while he guzzles down Adderall to try to argue with politically conservative people about how an innocent firefighter, father, and husband deserved to get put down like he did by another furry pedo sick fuck— just bc he was protecting his wife and daughters from the bullet they would of got// all bc they was st a trump rally. Ol dick in the booty ass punk boy.
Destiny is one of the most unimportant unimpressive cuck tards I’ve ever known
by JaeNikDoh November 18, 2025
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Cuckaashed

A man being cucked by his girl, with everyone aware except him, as he deludes himself into believing it never happened in order to maintain plausible deniability.
Akaash Singh got Cuckaashed by Jasleen
by homelandersuit December 4, 2025
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Cuckaash Simp

A person who regularly simps for, self depreciates for, and gets humiliated by their only sexual partner in life, while simultaneously getting cheated on by that person, drained financially, mentally, and emotionally, but NEVER physically. Their "partner", meanwhile, signals to other suiters that they are available and brags about having LOTS of experience.

A person who is both a "cuck" and a "simp" for a person what is not worth their time to such an extreme that they will become famous for it, if they aren't already in exchange for any career they can no longer have or have already lost because of the object of their desire.

(This is in regards to Akaash Singh, a comedian and friend of Andrew Schulz who co stars on the Flagrant Podcast. Akaash had many takes on cucking and how he's a better man than someone like Myron Gaines who represents the "red pill" because of how much more respect he has for women, even going so far as to call Myron a "neanderthal" for his beliefs... Then Akaash's wife gets super famous for all the wrong reasons, and it turns out she is not the sort of woman Akaash should be defending, let alone be married to. She has a bunch of skeletons in her college dorm room closet.)
You're not just any simp... You're a "Cuckaash Simp". Please wake up and smell the fish tacos.
by AwsmMayCry December 5, 2025
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Cuck Rich

Refers to an individual who has more than enough money but prefers to act like they’re living on a survival-mode budget. A cuck rich person regularly complains about how “everyone else is loaded,” despite secretly having a bank account that could choke a medium-sized mule. Instead of enjoying their resources, they hoard their cash like a feral dragon and get their thrills watching real spenders live it up.
A cuck rich individual can often be found sitting on the sidelines, gripping their wad of money like a comfort object and whispering, “I could do that too… if I wanted,” while absolutely not doing that. Their financial motto is: observe lavish fun from a safe distance, and then go home and get a little too cozy with the bills they refused to spend.
“Bro, the pizzeria owner is not broke. He’s just cuck rich—he gets more excited by saving than by actually doing shit.”
by TheItalianKid December 11, 2025
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Cuckasaurus

It's we're you lay on your wife or girlfriends stomach with your head facing the vagina. As it's getting penetrated by a massive cock. It goes deep you feel the dick pushing up on her stomach hitting the side of you're face..
My boss truly is a Cuckasaurus
by Jewishcreampies December 18, 2025
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Cuck

A fantasy football team owner who gets enjoyment from others winning but never actually wins himself.
I didn’t really care if I won this league because it’s just so easy for me. I am happy Pinacha got to see it, he’s such a cuck.
by Backdoortub December 19, 2025
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Cuck

by all-hail-cthulhu January 4, 2026
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