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Candy Crush Foot Jerk 

When you're chillin with your girl and she's busy playing Candy Crush Saga, but you want to bust a nut. She can't have sex because she's focused on the game and her hands aren't available to jerk you off, so she gives you a foot job while playing Candy Crush.
"I was watching the football game last night at the house and my girl was busy playing Candy Crush Saga. Not only did she not talk to me for most of the game which is great, but she gave me a Candy Crush Foot Jerk...she's definitely marriage material."
Candy Crush Foot Jerk by 13th December 10, 2013
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madden crush 

term used to describe a person who while playing madden , enjoys using certain specific players in the game and all of the sudden think they are good in real life.. this is common with most sports titles and can happen when attributes are either OP or a person just has success with the player for a specific reason
john: hey brandon weeden is actually a pretty good qb
smith: WTH are you talking about he sucks and throws picks all day
john: no hes just got no help and besides in madden i threw 5000 yards with him so he must be good
smith:..... hes got a madden crush
madden crush by thepetikman May 18, 2014

Apollonian Crush 

When someone falls deeply in love with a fictional character they have projected onto a real person. A type of infatuation often specific to people with high standards and romantic ideals.
Person 1: OMG Justin Bieber is perfect! I'm in love with him!
Person 2: No hun, you have an apollonian crush on Justin Bieber. Since all the boys at this middle school are below your standards, you have projected your idea of an ideal romantic partner onto a person you will hopefully never meet.
Apollonian Crush by 0_____._____0 October 8, 2014

Scott crush 

1. Having an intense crush on someone completely out of your league for an extended period of time.

2. Being unnecessarily mentally attached to a person with the hope that one day they will speak to you and notice what a catch you really are.
"OMG I have the worst Scott crush on my lab partner!"
"Oh you're screwed hon."
Scott crush by anonvirgo247 July 2, 2016

inactive crush 

An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.
Megans inactive crush kicked in and she started liking Tim again, but only for 2 minutes.
inactive crush by Stahley13 May 14, 2016

Creep crush 

A crush on a creepy character from a movie
Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar

I think I have a new creep crush
Creep crush by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017