Old·Ham Count·y High·School
/olddum countie hi skool/
Noun
Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.
Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.
Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool
Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell
/olddum countie hi skool/
Noun
Oldham County High School, (somehow) the wealthiest school in the county, that manages to be the shittest, most terribly, half-assed school.
A school that is full of minorities, but creates the most sexist, homophobic, transphobic, racist, etc environment for them. It allows peers to basically promote bullying.
It is a genuine shit hole, that cannot keep its staff, and can't keep bathrooms open, because freshmen can't just not flood the bathrooms. The faculty is a pathetic excuse for adults who "prepare us for adulthood" by putting policies on all of the technology we own and making it to where if even a glance at our phone can get it sent to the principal's office.
Fix the fucking auditorium, so many people see that part of our school, and it looks like trash and is full of shit, and the theatre kids have to keep it clean for you as you might as well pay them for doing it, but your funds are wasted on those "fancy boards" that you can't even give those underpaid teachers the raise most of them deserve.
Shitty towards minorities, shitty towards 405 plan havers, shitty towards special ed, shitty towards mental health issues, shitty towards the art department, shitty towards staff, shitty. Gives troublemakers a spotlight and makes it hard for everyone else. Get your shit together Oldham County HighSchool
Synonyms Include:
Prison, HellScape, Might as Well be Flordia, ShitHole, HellHole, Your Personal Hell
Person A: "What school do you go to?"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"
Person B: "I go to Oldham County HighSchool"
Person A: "I'm so sorry for your loss"
by SabreMoss February 6, 2023
Get the Oldham County HighSchoolmug. 
"Where can one buy beer here in Conway?"
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."
"Oh you gotta go to Conway County bruh..."
"But we're already in Conway County..."
"Nah homie this is Faulkner County."
by somebodythatyoudontknow November 29, 2021
Get the Conway Countymug. N. A place in the rural countryside of New Jersey where all the Wall Street bankers live. Mostly McMansions outside of the downtown areas (Flemington, Clinton, Amwell) and when it's not McMansions, it's farms. Usually smells like manuer in mid-spring, and gets some snow in the winter. Unlike other wealthy places with an average household income of over $100,000, people are actually bice to be around if you aren't filthy rich.
Goldman Sachs CEO lives in Hunterdon county. Hunterdon County is so much better than somerville and anything west of that. The rolling hills of Hunterdon County are much better than the crime-filled streets of Newark.
by WinterSkier55 February 25, 2017
Get the Hunterdon Countymug. by herndonium June 18, 2022
Get the Carteret Countymug. by Dykecountycuntywhore October 20, 2019
Get the dyke countymug. Carlton County is probably the most stereotypical redneck county ever in between the Twin Cities and Duluth. If you're family is originally from here, you'll find that you're first kiss was probably your 3rd cousin. And if you go ice fishing, you'll find anybody fucking there bitch on a snowmobile or rockin it in a fish house. And if you drive a rusty piece of shit that's probably illegal to drive. Don't worry about the 5-0. But if you drive and kind of lifted truck with some loud pipes, oh boy you're fucked. Carlton County- Come here for a fucked up new life, but can't leave cause of the bomb ass weed. Enjoy your stay!
Redneck 1: Hey bro did you see that hot bitch in carlton county?
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
Redneck 2: yeah dude, I heard she's a huge truck slut, plus she's probably my 2nd cousin.
by Catfishbilly218 June 22, 2016
Get the Carlton Countymug.