computer

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff

i slept on my computer last night

by Eemeli0123 March 9, 2024

Computer

Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have

Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul

by Porncum69 March 16, 2024

computition

Competition in the computing/processing industry.

Monopolies in the computing industry fail to stimulate computition.

by Shapeless March 21, 2024

Compton Cereal Bowl

This is a sexual act where you do anal with someone then after you finish, you pour milk inside their gaping anus and drink it.

Person 1: Yo what did you do with that girl last night?
Person 2: I gave her the Compton Cereal Bowl
Person 1: Without me???

by FRSHRTHNYOU April 6, 2024

Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.

When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay

by SlungLectDung May 12, 2024

computer

One of the many places to rot your brains out and destroy the IQ and brain cells you have left.

human 1: "um... what happened to Jhon?"
human 2:".... COMPUTER"

by anonymous May 23, 2024

comptop

An individual who thinks they have to dominate better than any other individual in any sexual encounter because of their biological sex.

Mainly used to describe sexual tendencies but can also describe the individual as a whole.

Rick: "Man, my uncle is such an asshole."
Astley: "Why though? What'd he do?"
Rick: "Literally nothing, other than yell at me once. He works at a fucking golf course and drives like an asshole, I'd guarantee you he's a comptop."
Astley: "Let's go slash his tires."
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Rick: "Dude."
Astley: "...Hm?"
Rick: "...Dude."
Astley: "What."
Rick: "Do you see that tall girl over there with the rack and muscles?"
Astley: "...Yeah, sure."
Rick: "There's no way you don't carnally desire that stud."
Astley: "No...?"
Rick: "She's gotta be such a fucking comptop. You absolutely cannot tell me you're not at the very least interested."
Astley: "Maybe a little, but still not really."
Rick: "You suck. Genuinely."

by Cruz07 June 17, 2024